General Chat

we've plenty to keep us entertained, haven't we?........... Colin!

Well turn it on then Colin..........oooh!

What more could we want?( bouncing ball hits slaphead) oop!

what we need is plenty of fresh air!!

it's Mince, Colin we always have mince on a Wednesday!

but what does she say when looking at the calendar, while Colin is fiddling with a bit of "machinery"?


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Bob

:-S :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

Are you a Mason Bob?

:-D @ Island

Is Colin a slaphead?

Colin is a caterwauler innit

It'll be football then :-)

On me ead Colin.

Over 'ere Col


Over 'ere



Tssss.....


Col!



Col!

Ref!


Ref!


Tssss........


Oi..........REF!!!!

Something about having an active social life because they are seeing her sister twice next week.

OH NOOOO!!!!!!


Look what we bin and done to Bobs fred :-0 :-0


Bob!



Fred!



Tsss.......



On me 'ead fred





>>>>>>>>>slopes orff..........



the divill made me do it Bob :-(

*whispers* - I think Matron's taken Bob gently back to his room ;-)

Close!!
just bin to see the ear nurse!!

Ooh - did you wax lyrical Bob? :-D

A very old couple that have been married forever is sitting
on their porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.

He crawls back up and asks, 'What was that for?'

She says, 'For having a little pecker.'

He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.

She crawls back and says, 'What was that for?'

He says, 'For knowing there was more than one size.'

He should have gone for a great spotted instead of a lesser spotted :-D :-D

May 30th:
Just moved to Texas. Now this is a state that knows how to live!!
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts
blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on
a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to
see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.


June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another
scorcher today, but I love it here.


July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
to this kind of heat? Too bad it's not a dry heat. Getting used to it is
taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)
Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.


July 20th:
I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this
morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Tabby had
swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and just as I opened the door
she exploded all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the
kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shit. No more
pets in this heat!

July 25th:
Dry #@*&$!% heat, my ass. Hot is hot!! The home air conditioner is on
the fritz and AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he
needed to order parts.

July 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,500 in darn
house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?


Aug 4th:
115 degrees. Finally got the air conditioner fixed today. It cost $500
and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman peed in my
pool. I hate this #@*&$!% state.

Aug 8th:
If another wise jerk cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to
tear his #@*&$!% throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the
radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like
Roasted #@*&$!% Garfield!!


Aug 10th:
The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and sunny.
It's been too hot two #@*& darn months and the weatherman says it might
really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren darn
desert?? Water rationing has been in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth
of cactus just dried up and blew into the #@*&$!% pool. Even a cactus
can't live in this heat.


Aug 14th:
Welcome to Hell!!! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to crack the
window and blew the #@*&$!% windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer
came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to
spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Aug 30th:
Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The #@*&$!%
monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than
hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its new $500
windshield. That does it, we're moving back to California where all you
have to worry about is earthquakes.

Now I am :-S :-S :-S :-S

What are you on Bob? :-D

just relaying some content, sent to me.....
made me smile, how about you?