Genealogy Chat

Sorry if anyone is offened by this as it's not a tip, but I though it will make us smile for the day while we are diging away.

>> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had >>never been >> married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. >>One >> afternoon the pastor came to call on her and sh e showed him >>into her >>quaint >> sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared >>tea. >> >> >> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister >>noticed a >> cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with >>water, and >>in >> the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned >>with tea and >> scones, they began to chat. >> >> >> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water >>and its >> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could >>no longer >> resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me >>about >> this?' pointing to the bowl. >> >> >> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking >>through the >>Park >> a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. >>The >> directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and t hat >>it would >> prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu >>all >> winter.' >>

lol pmsl....Suzanne

I am nudging this as i put in on early today, you may have missed it. Hope it makes you smile for the rest of the day. Diane

will have to copy it and send it on! far to good to be left wilting here!

Yes, glad you liked it, it is one of the best i seen for a while. Diane.

Diane, it IS a tip - it's a tip on how to avoid the winter flu! ROFLOL! Mandy :)

Yes you could be right there. Don't think i will try it th'o Diane

loved it lol Marion

That was great...going to send it on to my friends. Thanks for all the smiles you made...