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make ya own punchlines up all..xx

Hi Mousey, am good hun, you?

gotta go and eat in a mo thou:(

a man goes into a bar &


& has a hoover with him as opposed to a handbag

Why ??????

I dont know EB it just a joke....

do you have a punchline?

man goes into a bar, and notices a Horse behind the jump serving drinks..............mmh he thinks,scratches his head, that is strange, oh well....

he goes upto the bar.........

"what ya want" says the Horse.......

"pint please mate.........why the long face!"?


i know it an old one..xxx

in one hand he has a tray on which is a bucket turned upside down and under the other arm he is carrying a duck . he approaches the bar and carefully puts the tray on the bar and orders a drink .The landlord is intrigued and asks the reason for the tray the bucket and the duck ,The man with the tray the bucket and the duck tells the landlord that the duck is a dancing duck "Get away" says the landlord .To prove his point he takes the duck from under his arm and places it carefully on top of the bucket, the duck starts to dance pitter pattter pit pit pitter patter goes the duck ."WOW" says the landlord "is it for sale" the man says yes 50 pounds ,the landlord buys the dancing duck and the man leves the pub .

Two weeks later the same man comes back in to the pub and there on the bar is the duck dancing away on top of the bucket pitter patter pitter patter pit pit pitter patter .
When the man orders a drink the landlord recognises him ."oh great im glad youve comes back it about this dancing duck"
",whats the matter ?"says the man
The landlord says "i cant get the duck to stop dancing- pitter patter pitter patter all the time day and night its driving me crazy "
"oh says the man its easy to stop the duck from dancing
oh how implores ther landlord










































"simple pick up ther bucket and blow out the candle "

sheddy

A man walks into a bar.
OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!

man walks into a bar orders a drink and then asks do lemons have legs
what!!!! says the barman
well if not I JUST SQUEEZED YOUR CANARY IN MY DRINK aanswers the man

A man walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say,
"You look nice today."
A few minutes later he again hears a small voice,
"That's a nice shirt."
The man asks the bartender, "Who is that?"
The bartender says, "It's the peanuts.
They're complimentary