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The Hairy Wart has become self aware

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NDD

NDD Report 4 Jul 2008 22:28

Stuart has many savoury smells

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 4 Jul 2008 20:35

NewDay......perhaps Stuart is a bit overcooked.......is there a smell of pork around him....

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 4 Jul 2008 20:35

Oh lovely Sally..................it is maximum security is it??

*frets*

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 4 Jul 2008 20:34

No need to worry about me Kitty.......I am supremely happy in the new home they found me called Home for the Bewildered......

NDD

NDD Report 4 Jul 2008 20:23

I'll try it

He is now ( since the microwave )

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 4 Jul 2008 20:23

*worries about Sally and NDD* LOL

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 4 Jul 2008 20:21

Then a good suggestion is to get two pieces of paper.......put Hairy Warts name on one and Stuarts' on the other........put a line down the middle of each page.......on one side FOR and on the other AGAINST and list the good and bad points for each.....

Hope you reach a quick decision........that Hairy Wart seems a bit flighty to me.....

NDD

NDD Report 4 Jul 2008 20:15

Hi Sally,

I really don't know

They are great lads

( Well, wart and lad )

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 4 Jul 2008 20:11

Hairy Wart might just be a fleeting phase NewDay.......you know the sort, here today......gone tomorrow........especially if there is a cryosurgeon in the area.....

If I were you, I would stick with your friend, intelligent conversation isn't everything.....

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 4 Jul 2008 20:10

I know.................between Stuart and the Hairy wart. what a dilemna *shakes head sadly*

NDD

NDD Report 4 Jul 2008 20:09

Kitty
I am in the middle here

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 4 Jul 2008 20:07

*sits firmly on hands and says nothing* :))

NDD

NDD Report 4 Jul 2008 20:05

As promised here is the story

As many of You know I have a Friend called Stuart ( known as Hairy Wart ).

He has a large Hairy Wart in a very strange place

Well, last night around midnight, the large Hairy Wart became self aware !!!!!!

We believe this happened, when Stuart ( trying to remove ' Wart ' )
over cooked it in the microwave

Anyway now Hairy Wart wants Stuart removed

Who do I SUPPORT !!!!!


Stuart, an Old Friend
or
Hairy Wart, an intellectual.