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shop etc for something silly
i was by my step dad he wanted a left handed screw driver and a glass hammer and a long weight, my sister was told to wait by the magazines lol

One of my sisters was sent to fetch a long stand from another ward when she was doing her training....... a friend of hers was sent for a fallopian tube... that was 30- odd years ago, mind!!

We weren't sent to the shos for silly things... but my dad would send us around the house for daft things, sometimes... like a pair of odd socks when I was about 6, lol

Love

Daff xxx

sky-hooks are very handy......

When my brother was a young teen in his first job as an apprentice to car mechanics, they sent him off up the road to the petrol garage armed with a large bucket and told him to ask it to be filled with O2!

Little bro, eager to please on his first day, did exactly that - and has never lived it down since! LOL...

I was sent to buy 1lb of mince one day and got told off for buying 1lb of mint imperials:( LOL

hilarious xxx

My Dad sent my mum to the shop for tin stripe paint the man could,nt stop laughing,mum was,nt amused
Dutchxx

A reel of tartan thread and a skirting board ladder!!!

pmsl keep um coming there making me giggle haven't laughed for ages xxx

i remember once this is telling my age when we had redfusion tv ,any someone said why dont you get atelly,so rang them up chap came,ans ask oh weres your socket,he replyed we only have gas he said well you cant have,oh was fumming i said well someone told me you could get gas telly,now is that stupid or what
Dutchxx

When I worked with the RAF one fellow was told to enquire about wet weather gear. the number he was given was a Mr Mackintosh. I don't know the reaction he got when he asked the question but ask it he did!!!

I know my Mum used to say......take a long run off a short pier......maybe not in the same league though....

Here are some


A Long Weight (Wait)
a long stand (similar to your long weight)
A Left-Handed Fish Slice
A left handed mallet
A glass hammer
A bubble for a compass / spirit level
A Rope lengthener
A self emptying billy can
A blunt point
Second Aid Kit (bit like a First Aid Kit but used afer the bandage has been put on)
sparks for the camp fire - requiring a damp paper bag to carry them in
left-handed smoke shifter
bacon stretcher
200 ft.of shore line.
Dehydrated water
Tins of frozen carrots
Tarten Paint (to identify the tent


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