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THE LOVE DRESS

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's
house.

She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
explained...

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she
explained.

'Every time he sees me in this
dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages
me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered,
sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner

I am NOT laughing! The truth hurts...lol

How are you C? Haven't seen you around for a while.

Sue x

I thought I'd better put it on after the male ones I've put on (ouch)
I'm ok thanks Sue-you?

I've got one of those, tried putting it in the tumble dryer, it crumpled and shrunk all over lol

xx

mmmm

OK, op now going to be in January!

My C pretty good at the moment, apart from catching every cold doing the rounds :-((

x

I got one of those :(

Thank you for the joke.

I have sent it out to my daughter in law who is a soldier serving in Iraq she needs all the laughs we can give her,she has a two year old and we don't know if she will be home for Christmas.

Shirl xx

Lets hope she's home,safe & sound. :)

Thank you so much, all we can do is hope and pray.

Your joke will keep her going

Thanks Shirl xx

WelshShirl

Loving thoughts to you and prayers for the safe return of your daughter-in-law very soon.
Lots of cuddles for the little one.

Steph xxx

WelshShirl

It must be so hard to leave a little one and go to Iraq. I wish her a safe return, hopefully before Christmas. She and her fellow soldiers, sailors and airmen have my utmost admiration

ann
Glos

Thank you for you kind thoughts and prayers

It is hard for her but it wont be long now and we will have her home.
My son is forces so he understands she had no option

Thank you again

Shirl xx