General Chat

Marilyn put that bra back on, stop waving it around like that.
WATCH out Stephen, oops there it goes, cripes Pauline quick get it off of Stephens eyes, we will be in the brink in a minute.

LOL.. Stephen......My bra is big enough so everyone would have seen ME !!

I enjoyed the scenic route that we sailed, but took me ages to get these girls sober.....Oh they do love a drink ..

Shelly got problems understanding the Scottish Dialect because she is after all dyslectic ......so Stephen can you talk English ????? in your next venture ...
maybe with a London accent might be easier for her and Mo come to
that .LOL.

Mo I am watching BB but Josie has walked so I hear. I knew she would ,as that that lot are all wannabe' s again. but still watching ..

It's OK Mo, I got the bra off his eyes before we hit the rocks.

Please Marilyn - put it back on, how do you expect him to sail straight if you keep walking around like that.

I have just seen that Josie went Maz. I think that Nadia's comments about JJ had a lot to do with it.
Oh and excuse me Maz,don't forget that my son's fiance is Scottish, and I understand her fine.
Just do hand signals for Shelly and me, and we will understand perfectly well.
No no no, not the two finger gestures purleeze, we is ladies dontcha know.

Pauline........ Stephen would fall over board if he saw me with out me hammocks !!

Mo ....Is he really a true Scott like our Stephen ....I mean has he got a kilt and all the regalia .? LOL

Maz, no SHE has not got a kilt. But when they marry she want's everyone to wear one.
I can just see Roly, with his short hairy legs, wearing a kilt. I won't know where his legs stop,and his sporran starts.

LOL MO.

Now listen to this ....I have been learning the lingo of the Scott's

Skinny Malinky longlegs

Speak O' the devil.

Dinnae teachyer Granny tae to suck eggs.

Its a drerchday...

Stephen......hows that ????????

Oh girls I have just cracked up at the escapades.

Thank you for the beautiful description Stephen, really makes me want to come back to Scotland again. Just the weather, when we went 30+ YEARS AGO WE HAD 2 WEEKS OF RAIN AND HAD TO ABANDON THE mULL OF kYNTYRE AS IT WAS SO FOGGY WE COULDN'T SEE WHERE WE WERE GOING AND THAT WAS IN aUGUST(oops sorry caps locked on)

Oh well hubby still out he's having his dinner at his brothers. Can't really be bothered myself.
Just off the phone from our friends in Worthing she unfortunately lost her Mum last Friday, aged 90 years. Had been unwell but wanted to go at home. She did so all is at peace in her world.

Going to try some research

Linda :o) XxX

MO DONT YOU DARE CHUCK YOUR GUTS UP ALL OVER ME

god i dont do sick not even kids sick
linda you better get over here and salt mo out for me get her off be bunck
and sling her over board LOL

marilyn i can under stand the scotish very well thank you
i just say yer to every think lol

pauline whats marilyn doing with her bra off
bleeding hell we carnt take her any were

now weres rita she will put you all back on good behaver


RITAAAAAAAAAAA

i got got were is how jean got to

jean are you ok

Shelly it's our Maz's fault, she was the one that spiked my drink. I have drunk four cups of coffee, and feel better now.
Has Jean been in to see us today at all, now you have got me worried Shelly.
Jeannnnnn if you are around, can you let us know how you are.

This is for Marilyn.
Noo jist haud on Maz, haud yer wheesht, yer bums oot the wind, yer oot yer face, all on that whusky that's down below. LOL

Hello Shipmates,

Sober enough to come on deck and watch the Moonrise over the tops of the hills, it's still nearly a full-moon.

Watch it sparkle and dance on the sea.

Hear the otters call to each other.

Watch the bats swoop on the insects.

Listen to the call of the stag on the hill as it echoes down the glen.

The hoot of the Tawny Owl as it prepares to hunt.

Then of course it will become silent and still.

It's then that you look to the stars and wonder at our great universe.

Welcome to my Tir-nan-Og. Stay as long as you like.

A generous sprinkling of Fairy Dust to you all.

Anchors Aweigh at 07.00

Stephen

Hello everyone, just been having a good laugh at your posts,
haven't been on today, has been a bad day, very painful and feeling sick, but it has eased a lot now. I have just taken some painkillers.
I dont think having both treatments together is such a good idea.

Hope you all have a good Bank Holiday weekend.

Take care and stay well.
Jean xx

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Breakfast, tea, coffee. cereal. toast and fruit
help yourselves.

Anyone going away form the weekend.
if you are hope you enjoy your break,
Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx

Hello you Scallywags,

Jeniwren has made your breakfast......but surely she must know you are all stuck on a yacht with me off the West Coast of Scotland!!!!!!!

Suns over the yardarm. Time to prepare for sea.

Screams from below deck!

'Where's my Bra'.....

'I think Stephen used it as a hammock to sleep in' LOL

'Ouch! those bleedin knitting needles'

OoooHHH! My Head.

'Never mind your head...what about mine?

'Where's mee pills?'

'Can I have another Malt''''Please?'

'Why have YOU got MY knickers on your HEAD?'

Rita! Why are you sleeping with a lifejacket on?

Stephen ignores all this and gets on with the work.

Soon be time to weigh anchor and set off on the next leg of the journey.

I'll be sorry to leave Tir-nan-Og. But hopefully be back soon.

06.55 Anchors Aweigh.

Sails up.

Drift slowly from this lovely wee spot of heaven.

Morning Stephen and Jean
Where is everyone else?
It is still raining here. Poor Liz's son I've just seen Reading Festival on the TV .................. It's a mud bath, and none too warm either.
Seeing a friend for a cuppa this morning. This evening going out with friends for a meal, haven't seen them for a few weeks so decided to go out rather than eat in.
Hubby has gone to work but should be home early as he has to go for an eye test around noon. Safety glasses for work, even though he hopes to retire soon. Health and safety gone mad.

Hope you others have better weather than so far here for the weekend.

I shall be at home as hubby is working. Then he has court on Tuesday so no time off til next weekend

Linda :o) XXX

I am GOB SMACKED I read your remarks and sat here with tears streaming down my face I could not stop laughing. I could see the scenes you were discribing Stephen.
I forgot to take my seasick pills .what a shame ?
I dont drink I am not a tee totaller I have a drop or dram as my mother in law use to say in a glass with lemonade when I have a really bad cold. and a glass of white wine when I am out to lunch which is not very often.
I thought of that film "Overboard " when I read your remarks Stephen one of my favourie films .
It is too wet outside today really raining hard. I swim back stroke quicker and faster then the breast stroke so I can lay and look up at the stars
what I wanted to know is who does the cooking while we are on this trip with you ?
keep it up Stephen your a breath of fresh-air.

Jean I am sorry you are not feeling well it is hard going I know I hope you have a nice weekend and recover quickly.
all you others I know will enjoy yourselves with all that whisky and wine.
see you all later
Rita

I thought I had made a mistake and it was Friday 13th today. I hurt my foot and had to take some pain killers.
Then I sorted out my weeks tablets (I put thesein the Monday to Sunday box found I was out of Steriods after Sunday. so I phoned the surgery they type a perscription out urgent the Doctor has signed it and the Chemist is collecting it at lunchtime I can collect tomorrow morning.
The post man brought me my1st class yellow letter (which I should have had on Wednesday Urgent ) it said my INR reading up dangerously high to 4.00 and should be 2.05 so change the tablet dosage and that I had to get another test done on Tuesday next week. so I phoned the surgery and told them sorry she said dont worry made me and appointment for 9.40 as it is urgent.
the other letter letters Electric is going up more payment
monthly.The other was Gas they owe me just under £100.
Then I had a phone call from my daughter my little Great Granddaughter Megan is having another bowel Operation this afternoon in a hospital in London will be in there for three days..
I feel as though I have done something w rong as it is all coming at once..
still i have got it off my chest now feel better.

Rita

O look what the cat drag in ME LOL

well just thinking what i can do with the rest of the day
truble is there ant eny think to do

now shall i get dresst and go out or just stay in

im still board board board

Shelly how can you be bored, after the night we had last night.
The full moon did weird things to Marilyn, when she sprouted those fangs,
it frightened the life out of Rita and Jean.
When the bats started swooping, me and Linda did a runner down below.
When we eventually tried to get to sleep, you were calling out to the otters,
and the stag on the hill, no wonder we are feeling cream crackered.
Stephen, thank you for the lovely trip to your Tir-Nan-Og.
I can't wait to see where we are going this evening.
Don't forget to get your life jackets out girls, ready for our outing tonight.

Jean, I am so sorry to read that your treatment is having adverse affects on you. Thank the lord it's the weekend, and time to give your body a chance to rest.
We have nothing special arranged for the weekend. But might take our grandaughter out somewhere.

Linda, I hope your hubby got on o.k at the opticians. Don't they supply safety glasses at his place of work. Surely he hasn't had to pay for them out of his own pocket.
As you say, health and safety has gone mad these days.

Rita, what a nuisance that your INR reading came back as high as it did.
Do they regulate it by tablet then. Having to wait right round till Tuesday is a nuisance.
I can't believe they have put the price of electric up, yet again. I suppose we will be getting a letter soon telling us that ours has gone up as well.
It costs enough as it is doesn't it.

I wonder if Marilyns grandchildren have lost her somewhere. Other than that, she may still be looking at toys, or should I say, playing with them.lol