General Chat

10 metre High Board Final Dive

Stephen......Team Gr......

Triple Inward Somersault with three twists.

Level of difficulty........10 (near bl***y impossible)

The wee Scots guy goes for it.....what a take off.
Adds another 2 metres to the height.

Hits the Sprinboard on the way down.....
bouncys back even higher....
Sh*t he nearly hits the overhead cameraman.

SIX somersaults and 10 Twists.

This one isn't in the Rule Books so the Dive is allowed.

Score a perfect 100.

Certainly GOLD for this performer.

There he is.......

Stephen you did not tell us you were on the Diving board......I take it all back !!
Well done to you .


So that makes 5 medals ....I think ?

Pauline will know she's good at adding up ..LOL

There you are Stephen, that was a brilliant dive.

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♛ you were so good - they gave you a medal shaped like a crown.

Where the H is this egg and spoon race ?

I'm still in my swim trunks.....hope Marilyn doesn't get excited and grab my knee again.

Have to rush this one..........
going Caber Tossing and Haggis Hurling later not to metion the Swimming Relay.

What the heck has happened to Bobby, Tom and Andy?

Probably be waylaid by some big brutes of Female Athletes.....the ones with hairy chests, moustache etc.

Not like our sophisticated ladies.

There's Yvonne's horse - but where's Yvonne, hope she didn't fall off.

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Do you mean the Russians got them Stephen?

You need to find Shelly for the egg & spoon race. Luckily the men and women have separate races, don't want you competing against each other.

Oh ouch my knuckles hurt, that deadly Russian woman, rapped my knuckles on purpose, she thought she had the better of me, but no, ha I won. I smashed her conker to bits,on my last hit. Hooray another gold for team GR.
Right I am just on my way to the mud wrestling pool.
Just about to don my mud bather costume, not the prettiest of sights, but they wont pull this one of me.
Ouch that is really tight in places it shouldn't be, it's nearly split my difference, think I will put the black leotard one on.
Mmm thats better. Right wish me luck girls.
Oh by the way, well done everyone, on the golds won so far.
I must not forget my darts match this afternoon at 4.00p.m.

OK!

Own up.....

who gave my name for the 3 legged race.....

saying I should do it on my own....

as they had seen me with my kilt on doing a handstand.

*Blushes* I think it was Mo.........I didn't look when you did that handstand.

How come my wellie boots for the Caber Tossing are full of mud?

That was Mo as well...................*sniggers*

I'm bound to win the welly tossing now.

Are you sure you can lift that caber Stephen? It looks awful heavy.

Thank goodness I had my porridge this morning...this Caber is really heavy....lot more than usual.

PAULINE......get off the top of the caber....

no wonder it's heavy....

what do you mean you're looking for your horse?

Stephen tosses the mighty pole.....

CRIKEY....it lands on top of Camilla.....

Charles quickly phones home to organise the Life Policy Payout.

DISQUALIFIED......What the H do you mean...she should'nt have been sitting there in the first place.

Bobby, Tom and Andy arrive....they strip to the waist....the Judges very quickly reverse the decision....

It's another GOLD for Team GR

I've got stilts next so I'd better go and practice a bit.

Me, fill Steves boots with mud, NEVER lol.
Pauline stop letting out my secrets.
My god have you seen the size of these women I have got to wrestle against, they are built like brick sh**houses.
They have got hair where a woman should never have it. They have never waxed or shaved their bodies at all. Still that may come in handy.

Sorry I didn't mean to sit on the caber, I was just trying out the stilts and needed a rest.

Go get em Mo, you can do it.

Now that Bobby, Tom and Andy have arrived and have stripped down a bit.....

Lets get them tore into the wrestling and Haggis Hurling.