General Chat

Right, come here me darlin, I will show you whats what.
Oh no she got my arm up my back, Mo twists round and flips her over.
I am gonna sit on yer head you big fat hairy monster. Ooops she has just thrown me over into the mud. Yuk this tastes like cow dung, Mo spits out a mouthful of poo, that lands right in the opponants eye. While she's not looking, or rather she can't see, Mo takes a run at her and knocks her to the ground, and ONE, TWO THREE, she's knocked out.
Hooray thats one down two to go.
Going to have a quick shower before the next bout. I think I will go and support Pauline in the stilts race.
I'm on my way Pauline. Go Pauline, Go Pauline gooooo.

Are you sure they won't get into trouble with the RSPCA for throwing those cute little Haggis creatures about?

Did you see me go on those stilts Mo? It was like they were my own legs. luckily I didn't fall off until after I got over the finish line...................and that doesn't count - I got gold.

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Yuk, please don't shake my hand until you've washed all that mud off Mo.

And get back in there and beat those other 2 hairy women.

Has anybody seen Maddie, she went off in the huff because she was disqualified from the 3-legged race.

Sorry Pauline, I thought I was going to miss your race. Well done, another gold for team GR.
I thought you were a gonna when that stupid German woman, stuck her stilt in your path. You did well to recover, I am glad you knocked her over on your recovery though, she deserved it.

Oh, do you think they noticed I did that Mo?

Well girls look what I am up against this time, a big lady, well I'm using the word lady wih my tongue in cheek.
My word they do make em big and strong for these games don't they.
Oh my word! she's got me in a neck hold. Mo reaches round, and pulls her chest hair, ouch she's screaming now. Will you shut up woman,you'll wake Chas and Cammie up.
The ref comes up, and warns her to keep the noise down. He splits us up.
Right this is my chance, I will do a flying scissor flip,and get her round the neck.
Yeh she's down, she's crying her eyes out, the ref starts the count, ONE ,TWO, THREE she's out.
Thank god thats over, she had really smelly arm pits, I don't think they use deodorant where she comes from.
One more match to go, and if I win that one, it will be gold for me,at the moment it's Silver, but I want the gold.

Did you all watch me in the gymnastices
im just wating for my truofy nice isent it lol

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Shelly you were fantastic in the gymnastics, you're soooooooooo bendy. I would end up in hospital if I tried half of those moves.

Lovely trophy but I hope they gave you a medal as well. Did you get one for the egg & spoon, or the conkers?

I'll add them as we get them...


Updated list of events and medals

Gymnastics = Shelly, Rita………….1 gold & 1 trophy

Conkers = Mo, Shelly ……………1 gold

High diving = Stephen……………..1 gold

Egg & spoon = Shelly, Stephen

Skipping = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Relay swimming = Stephen, Shelly, Bobby McGregor, Yvonne (that's our team)

Archers/Archery = Linda, Pauline……………….2 golds

Relay race = Rita, Shelly, Marilyn, Yvonne (that's our team)

3-legged race = Marilyn, Pauline, (Maddie disqualified)……………2 golds

Mud wrestling = Mo……………..1 gold

Sprint = Marilyn, Shelly, Yvonne

All other running events = Marilyn, Shelly, Yvonne

Stilts = Pauline…………….1 gold

Sack race = Maddie, Stephen, Shelly (reserve)

Weight lifting = Linda, Shelly (reserve)

Running backwards = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Hight jump = Rita, Bobby, Shelly (reserve)

Rifle shooting = Pauline, Maddie

Handstand against the wall & falling over = Maddie, Shelly

Table tennis = Linda, Stephen

Darts = Mo...pending

Hula hoop = Mo, Pauline

Hopscotch = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Snakes & ladders = Marilyn, Shelly (reserve)

Draughts = Marilyn…………….1 gold

Long jump = Shelly, Stephen

Orienteering = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Abseiling = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Trampoline = Yvonne, Pauline

Equestrian = Yvonne, Sue

Baton twirling = Maddie, Mo

Flag waving = Jean

Shot put = Stephen

Hammer throw = Stephen

Caber tossing = Stephen……………..1 gold

100mtr hurdle = Bobby

Pole vault = Bobby

Rowing/sailing = Tom McLean

Welly tossing = Tom, Bobby, Stephen, Andy

Caber tossing = Tom, Bobby, Stephen, Andy

Haggis hurling = Tom, Bobby, Stephen, Andy

pauline yes i got a gold meddle as well

now if you want me im resting in my little hut


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Shelly Me & You........ got to find the others now..... I still got a black eye through that Russian ..LOL


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pauline did you loss your pen i fant this one
and think its yours

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marilyn here is a plaster for your eye

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Edit: why will this not work? Can't get him to play the tune.

well some of the other contestonts dont look to happy


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