General Chat

Oh I'm here *Dame*...


Suppose your too posh to speak now ?

Just got in from shops......got the strawberry Jam & Strawberries for MBE LINDA tomorrow. 3pm I bet she gets lost, because I'm not even on a Sat Nav LOL

So I'm expecting a phone call from her somewhere in the vicinity of Devon !!
OK Dame ?

ha thought you both could sneack in with out me seeing you

well i like me new name but some how im still not posh but ill work on it

mo ant you got darts tonite its monday thought darts was on a monday

marilyn ill let you have a lend of me teara if you like lol

No Dame, the darts have been cancelled by the opposition tonight. So it looks like you are stuck with me for the night. Ha Ha

Look I found Yvonne horse ........galloping outside my house .

*Dame* Shelly I don't need a tiara I glow without one ...LOL


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thats fine mo we dont mind haveing you for the nite lol

well why did thay cancelle bet thay was sceard your team was going to beat them

marilyn did you pinch paulines horse
you no her lady codiver one
dont think she will be to please

I dont know why they cancelled Dame. But by what we have been told, they are a new team,and have got no idea about darts ettiquette(sp). They spend most of their time on their mobiles, or outside having a ciggie. Thats a no no,as we dont start till 9.00p.m and have to finished by closing time. They dont have extensions for us to finish playing. We normally wait till the break to go out for a fag.
Maz what the heck is Yvonnes horse doing at your house.

if thay are a new team then i bet thay dont last long
5 minnet wounder

They will get a rocket up their ar*e if they mess us about when they play us.
They will also P a lot of other teams of. Bigger and stronger teams than us.

Mo, you can't get into a scrap, you've got an MBE now, you have to be posh............not as posh as Shelly has to be though.

You'll really have to work on that Shelly, can't have a cockney Dame.

I wondered where that horse went Marilyn, did he follow you home?

Mo,

Yvonne's horse wanted to see me cause I got some hay in the field, its not been fed since he came back from Deli.

*Dame* when did Pauline get a horse ?

Where is our Rita .....??????????

I just borrowed Yvonne's horse.

Oh look at to top of the page we are page 1 of 1111...LOL just spotted it !

Pauline borrowed Yvonnes horse for the parade when we got back from Dehli. Dont forget Yvonne disappeared when we were in Dehli,and we had to ship the horse back ourselves.

marilyn pauline got a horse when she was lady codiver

ant that right pauline

thats just what i meen mo thay want last long
i dont like darts i carnt hit the board the dart alway full out and land up on the floor

Pauline .....I'm spotting everything tonight ...Your little lady has not got a nose !
How does she breath .....??? LOL

marilyn is linda realy come to see you
or have i mist some think

Shelly you are supposed to throw the darts pointed end first, not with the flights forward. lol
Pauline, I would not show myself up, I would send in the boys,( as she hides behind Roly's back). No seriously, They would be told by us all, not to take the P.

Yes ......she will be here tomorrow at 3pm for a Devon cream tea....

Where have you been ????

She is in Devon for a week , gallivanting .But I'll stop her and pull her reins a bit .

I've gone all smart and my house is smelling like the Chelsea flower show ...

Oh god Maz, I hope none of them suffer from hayfever, if your house is covered in flowers.