General Chat

Marilyn,

All the cash goes to Charity.

Not Dookin this year......have done it about 10 times over the years.

Pipers lead us up the Main Street from the area we get changed at.....then it's he ho in we go !

People from all over the World come for a Dook.

It'll be bl**dy cold this year Ice flows were going down the river the other day.

Stephen.

They will all end up in the hospital bed.....having to be bought back to life !!

Dermot have you got yer Jumper on back to front & Trousers ...today ?

Oh my board name has gone all funny again .....Ughhh

Mo where are you tonight ?

I'm trying to watch Miss Marple. I had a mug of mulled wine which I warmed in the microwave and I don't really know what's going on in this mystery.

Patricia,

Too much wine ?

Stephen,
It wasn't even a mugful!

How big is the mug though ?

Marilyn,

Can you imagine how busy 'Fluffy Paws' could get restoring the circulation to those lovely ladies that had collapsed with Hypothermia ?

Stephen, let's just say it wasn't a small mug!
I'll have a cup of coffee before I go to bed. I'll be ok!

I'll mull over the size, Patricia

very good Stephen!

Size doesn't matter - so they say.

Miss Marple's finished! the kettle's on! off to bed with a mug of coffee!
That's a bigger mug than the mug I used for the mulled wine!

Try reaching a shelf 6ft high when you're only 4ft 3ins then you'll know size does matter '

Patricia,

My wife and I sometimes organise 'Murder Mystery' weekends in the Highlands.

We rent a large Mansion and a pile of friends join in the fun. Magic.

Cough. sneeze, splutter.

Helloooooooooooooooooooo. Hope everyone is well and warm.

I see Pauline is still missing, maybe her tinternet has gone down.

Hope everyone is feeling better today. Rita, keep warm and have some nourishing soup, it will do you good, and you can make a load and freeze some.

I met a very nice young man today. I heard him before I saw him.

I turned and saw this vision in tartan. What a charming young man. He was dressed in a knitted hat and jersey. Long white socks with tartan garters, kilt and sporran.

I dont know the tartan Stephen, but you may have an idea, it was mostly blue and green, with a white and black horizonal and vertical line through it.

He was a very tall and slim young man, and he carried himself well.

He was striding along like Bill McKenna in Geordie.

Just saying hello really, and will be going to bed soon.

Maddie,

Hard to tell without seeing it, by the description you give it could be one of the 'modern' tartans such as Flower of Scotland.

Young folk have really taken to wearing the Kilt, Good to see.

Time for a MUCH NEEDED beauty sleep.

Mrs Stephen say's about 100 years sleep may do the job !

Night all.

how long av i to what till the 1921 cenesus come out

yer i no another 10 yearssssssss

god if this lot was not already dead beleve me i would of killed them all by now

im telling you thay are driveing me insane
every time there is a knock on the door i think its the men in the white coats
comeing for me

well the quicker thay do come the better for me i think

and to top it all up iv the old man still up berping and farting
god what a pig


ooops yer you can see iv the hump cos i carnt find eny think new for my tree