General Chat

Pat, our chinese does do chips, but they make the really thick ones,and they are very greasy, so I tend not to buy them from there.

Huh, you'll have a job getting my After Eights Stephen, but I have got some
Mint Matchmakers if you want some.
I must get the cat out to keep watch for intruders..... especially those who's names begin with an S. She can spit and scratch dont ya know Stephen.
She's jet black in colour, so you wont see her creeping up on you. lol

Northern Ireland residents have been banned from taking a bath for over a week now.

Back to the outside barrel, I guess!

They have got bogs so they are fine for toilet facilities Dermot.

Mo,

Cat...........I'll eat some haggis and then **** on it ROFL

I'm workiing my way through a box of Roses.I've got several boxes of chocolates- all for me!

Pat dont tell Stephen that, he will be after them as well.
And do not let hime near you if he has eaten Haggis, he's lethal afterwards.
You can see what he threatened do to my poor putty tat, he threatened to .... on her.

Patricia,

I have been known to do raids by broomstick on unsuspecting victims.

Chocolates like Roses and various other brands mysteriously disappear
overnight...........beware !

You must have seen the 'Milk Tray' Advert.....well I'm the reverse of that. I take...not leave.

Oh no!
The only thing is that Stephen might fall over my pile of books on the floor!
I'll hide all my choccies!

It 's all right Pat, he can deliver some to me on his way home, books I mean not chocs.

I was given 8 vampire books for Christmas! I've read the Twilight trilogy so I was going to buy these books from thre book club at work and my friend said that's Ok Pat I'll buy them for you!

Vampires give me a pain in the neck.

They are blood-suckers just like HMRC.

Edward from the Twilight Trilogy was a Vampire but he was a bit of alright!
A bit strange though -cold to the touch. I never saw the films-just read the books.

BOOKS

If you have any First Editions lying around I'll have them as well.

Non Fiction prefeably. Perhaps History. That'll do nicely.

Vampires !

She who must be obeyed has summoned me to the table for tea.

Back later

Somehow Stephen I don't think paperbacks count as first editions!

Pat my OH got into The Vampire Diaries on the t.v.
Not that I am say The Vampire Diaries were scary, but me, well I can't watch a scary movie before going to bed or I end up having nightmares.
A proper scaredy cat thats me.

Mo what planet you on a wallie is a pickel gerking
my god you been out of the east end for to long
and no mushy peas in london

now one has a tooth ache and one dont nether ever get a tooth ache
and dont think one even has a dentest cos one dont like them
its the wistom tooth that is acheing

pauline im not a good host ether

Oh Patricia,

Paperbacks..........I'm now sad...........was looking forward to a Swag Bag full of good books

Patricia,

I had a Book Token £25.00, that I've had for four years. Treated myself to a book for Christmas £27.50.
It's about the Cairngorm Mountains and the development of climbing there over the last 100 years............Boring.........not on your life.......I recognised and knew so many folk mentioned in the book I could hardly put it down.
It gives so much more meaning to owning it. Great

PS.

I should say I am referring to the years 1960 to 1980.....not the earlier part of the book. LOL