General Chat

Stephen, I was shaken not stirred.

You did not have to be quite so vigorous trying to give me the Kiss of Life. :-0

So true that we are teetotal. Liquor does not touch my lips. It just goes down the back of my gullet. ;-)

LOL Stephen,

Where about in Scotland are you.?
From what I have read on these boards it looks like the women can out drink us men anytime....lol


George :-D

I've fallen out of my tree ;-) Not much luck with the ancestors tonight and I'm getting tired eyes. :-(
Time for a coffee and piece of toast before I curl up with my book for an hour, early start again tomorrow. Only 9 weeks till my holiday :-D :-D :-D
Will say goodnight all, sweet dreams,
<3

Cath xx

Evening George,

BEER ! You can't mention alcohol on this thread....they are all Teetotal.

I'm just continuing the Fibbers line.

Evening all,

Finished eating my diner for what it was worth...lol slightly burnt pork chop with cooked tomatoes and new spuds, all flushed down with a beer....or two.

Hope you've all had a brilliant day.

George :-)

Mo I remember those people on your list and I'm miles away from 60! :-D
In the Summertime was a good song. :-D

Maddie,

I saw you with Neil Oliver .....you just ignored me......I was two tables away from you.

I was having tea with Sean Connery. ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Sean was wearing his Kilt and you fell in a faint on the floor just as he passed :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Stephen I am holding up a card that says 10. So you are in Olga Korbut league. Well done, do you have your hair in pig-tales too? ;-)

Such fibbers on here, I dont know, how disgusting.

I was only saying to Neil Oliver the other day, when we were sitting down to High Tea.......................................

:-)

MO,

Your nose has grown !

I cannot tell a fib Stephen. But yours is great.

HOnest !

I was diving in the Red Sea when I was confronted by two Great White Sharks.

They circled me at a distance and gradually closed the gap.

Thinking fast and really not wanting to be eaten by these huge beasts.

I pulled out my Underwater Bagpipes and started playing a jig.

They were amazed and actually started dancing. This was fantastic.

I slowed the tune down and began to play a lullaby......they stopped dancing and gradually sank to the sea bed where they fell fast asleep.

This was my chance to escape to the surface and climb aboard the Dive Boat.

So thanks to my Underwater Bagpipes I am able to tell this tale today.

Oooh Stephen, your nose is growing. Your Gran indeed, just remember we were both born in the same year, so you have got to be 60 ish as well.
Adam Faith
The Beatles.
The Hollies.
The Carpenters.
Mungo Jerry.
The great Elvis Presley , and many more great groups from the 60's
I never was a Cliff Richards fan though. Sorry if that upsets anyone, each to their own choice music wise.

MISCHIEF !

Lets see who can tell the biggest fib.

Adam Faith !

I remember my Gran talking about him......ROFL

Dame Shelly,

Morse and Lewis.....they used to be on the telly :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

George.....Congratulations.....you have survived 24hrs on the Friendly Thread..... ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Did you find the binoculars ?

I've had my tea.....now for a time to relax.....think about tomorrow.....Good Weather is on the cards again.....YIPPEEEEEEEE

Hi Shelly your middle name is mischief anyway, so whats different.
They tell me the brain cells start to die orft when you get to my age, and pushing, ahemmmm 60 ish,it's bound to happen to me sometime soon.
( oh good grief Paulines habit is rubbing off on me now.)

Don't be bored matey, lets get some fun going shall we. What shall we get up to then, come on come up with some suggestions then.

what you meen mo that you are confused
old age setting in aready lol

im board board board so will have to find some mishtife to get up to


and pat you need a kindle like me thay are good and there are lots of free book to downlowed

o no better kleen up little legs he has pizza every were and looks like he as been tango

Shock horror, Stephen you are soooo naughty. Mrs Stephen will have your guts for garters, showing of like that.
Roly always tells me the tweezers are for winkles, perhaps I have misunderstood what he was on about, I thought they were for the shell fish type of winkles.

George, I didn't know that Foggy had been in hospital. Please give him our regards, and wish him well.
He may not like Adam Faith, but by golly, we all thought he was sooo much like him to look at.

Sorry Yvonne, I forgot that you had also met Foggy. See this is what getting older does for you, you have got a lot to look forward to, well I hope you do, but if you are anything like me, you will probably have forgotten before you get there. ( Confused of Kent) LOL

I'm going to wash my hair and read my book.
Started to read Atonement. Saw the film several years ago. Don't really remember it. :-0

Tut Tut Stevey,
you're not getting away with that ;-) ;-)
Hope everyone is ok and isn't it nice to have another male presence on the thread. :-)
Going up my tree for a while, back later

Cath xx

evening all

been shoping today i hate shoping if it meens i have to spend some money lol

im hoping that cert i sent off foe is the one i need
think i need about 3 more certs to be able to push along on my tree
im hoping the old man can take me to suffolk this week end as there is a churchyard that have some of my marrow in there
so lets just hope the head stone are stil there