General Chat

morning!
I'll just have a cup of coffee. I'm back to bed then brekkie later!

Morning All !

Dame Shelly.......were you up at 4.30am or just going to bed ?

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Tea or Coffee.

\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Glass of Irn-Bru for those with a Hangover

Porridge or Cereals. Fresh Grapefruit. Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, Tomatoes,
Toast or Rolls.

All on the Hot Plate. Help Yourself.

Sun is up and shining once again. Looks like another magic day for the weather.

Watched some of the wedding highlights on the Telly. It looked great.

Wonder if there will be anything in the Newspapers about it !!!!! ROFL

Have a good day ya all.

marilyn watch ya doing in lime green you are clashing with me new painted liveing room walls

i did have a fag at 20 to 1 this after noon was climbing the wall
but have not had one since and older daughter phoned to say she had to have a fag as well but she also has not had one since to tomorrow will be the 4th day

now i bet no one see the old man he want city for real to see all the going ons he did ask me to come but i said no

Well I'm off home now, it's past my bed time


nite nite

xx

Very good Dermot

Te He i feel a bit tiddly, who's been putting vodka in my OJ
I can't stand Baileys someone else will have to drink that

ohh err I think I'm gonna be sick!!!!!

..runs after Maddie to the loos....

I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar, and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink - or else! So, I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine. To make sure, I counted them again, when they came to seventy-four. And as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses and bottles and corks and sinks and glasses counted, except one house and one cork, which l drank.

I'm not as think as I drunk I am.

Tee Hee.

Night night all.

Nah the guardsman was from the Blue and Royals.

And guess which one he was.

Ugh, someone hold my hair back, I feel sick.

Well Folks !

I could get 'legless' very quickly, I only have one to go, one is there already.

Time for my 'bedbath'.......Yipppeeee !

Night all.

Hi, and bye Marilyn, I hope youv'e enjoyed your day.Nite Nite.

I know I would be a one to cheat Sally, I hate to admit to that as well love, I hope Shelly can stick to her guns though.
I have to leave you now, my head is spinning from all the alchofrol I have had today, and I'm absolutely shattered.
Night Night god bless speak to you all tomorrow. Luv Mo xxx

You Drunken lot !!!!!!!

I was there in me lime green ......got noticed ..LOL

Sat behind Victoria Beckham I wanted to knock that hat off as it did not fit her head it was on her forehead and her pony tail kept flapping in my face ...GRRRR

Now i needed to get home quick for my party here as they all wanted me to start the games off !

Just come in from the party .........rather too much wine & food ...diet up the spout !!

It will take me weeks to knock off the pounds ...Uggghhhh

Poor Stevey .....cant trust you to get out of mischief can we ...You'll have to put your feet up for the next few weeks ...

Hope no youngsters are reading this thread after the watershed!

Still, we shouldn't worry too much I suppose since recent school reports suggest that some leave school unable to read or write. Hard to believe!

Nooo Sally, Shelly is not like us, she wont cheat and have a crafty fag if she says she's going to do something she will do it. ( said wth fingers crossed behind my back ).
I'm just of outside for a sm.... a bit of fresh air.

Oooh Maddie you lickle Hussy, was he a Scots Guardsman in his kilt LOL No wonder she has got a smile on her face. She loves a man in a kilt.

Walks into room, and trips over own feet, smoothing down my skirt.

Herhum. Oh but I have had a lovely time. I met a guardsman when I was looking for the Loo. He gave me a guided tour, I got to see all the bits that the usual folk dont. Smiles secretly.

All I can say is that the Throne needs re-upholstering.

Walks off, with a great big grin on my face.
pmsl

Nite nite Pat, sees ya tomorrow sumtime, if me heads clear enough that ishh.
I hope that the jellied eels I had earlier, stay down, the Pearly King and Queen gave them to me.
OOooooops wont be long.

I'm taking the magic taxi back to Exeter cos I'm very tired!
Night x
Have fun!

Thats very true Dermot. Do truckers still use C.B Radios.

Sally, can you help me stand up, me legs have gone all wobbly, must have been that champers I was drinking earlier, there musht hab bin summat wrong wit it, why can't I feel me legs.

Dermot,
i think Faxes are around at my place of work!
Cheers Sally.
Perhaps Dermot Somebody can always get in touch with you. That's the beauty of mobiles

Whatever happened to queues outside telephone boxes; in fact, you don't see too many such boxes anymore.

Where have all the hitch hikers disappeared to? People rarely ask for directions these days. What about those occasional doom-laden messages radio broadcasts:- 'Would Mr Smith, touring the Westcountry in a blue VW, please contact home for an urgent message'.

Motorbike couriers have vanished - no loss there. Faxes & telegrams - gone too.