General Chat

Welcome G&T,

You should be well tanned for our Bikini Parade.

Pete seams to have a lot of time on his hands !!!!!!!!!!!

Does he get them on 'tick' ?

So he has a fetish for watches as well as a fetish for laptops?

Oh well Stevey ....I'm no good for you as I never was any good at Mathematics !!

So Pauline it is ...LOL

I have arrived back home .....been shopping Pete bought a CHEAP WATCH why I dont know ?? he has a fetish for watches .....cant tell you how many he has I have lost count .....they are not expensive ones ,just his toys !!
But Boy's will be Boy's ..........

Having my G&T to cool off .... good eh...

Dermot,

So glad you have a Bikini.....I thought I'd be the only male wearing one. ROFL

Bikini? Blimey! It's a self-waxing version - washed & on the line.

Dame Shelly,

Ok ! From now on it will be a 'slimmer' breakfast. Special 'K' and Fresh Fruit with Tea or Coffee.

Then in the summer we can have a Bikini Parade to see if it worked.

Dermot......get your Bikini ready.

stephen with all thease big brecfast you keep dishing up in the morning its a wounder any of us have a figer left

pauline i wouldent have that if it is your lappy then you are alowed to have it when you want it

if hubby is playing up then that is tuff titty on him

Pauline,

That's what i like.... a woman with a good figure to share with me.

No problem Stephen, I'm just the woman for you.

Pauline,

I'm needing some tuition in Calculus and Pythagorus Thereom. (Sp)

Just think what an older woman can teach you though Stephen.

Pauline,

if I felt any younger I'd be wearing a Nappy.

You're 30.........I won't be going out with you.....you're too old for me. ROFL

Patricia,

Glad someone thinks of me .

Yes ! Fluffy Paws has connections of the intellectual kind.

Not that anyone would admit to knowing him. He has caused a few Red Faces in his time.

University.....my gift to my grandchildren......apart from inheriting my good looks and great modesty.....was some cash invested for their University education. Hellish to have to plan so far ahead.

Hi everybody, I've been out most of the day and after I got home and sorted my son out - hubby was in. His lappy is acting up so he nicked mine, I've had to wait until he went for his bath before I could get on here.

I'm really pleased about your brother Cath, you must be elated to see him gain enough strength to fight off the infection. Sounds like he's doing really well.

That's a strange carry on with your nephew Mo, I hope they get it right this time.

Rita, I'm so sorry to hear you feel so bad, have you been to the doctors today? You shouldn't have to suffer like that.

Liked the poem Dermot, paints a pretty picture of old age! As I'm only 30 I've obviously never experienced any of those things.

LOL at your joke Stephen. Did it make you feel young again to be called Stevie?

home from work!
Stephen I thought of you when I was watching the news because there was a Professor Fluffy on the news trying to encourage children to go to university when they grow up.
Yes please Marilyn I would like some of your curry!
Cath glad your brother is making progress
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Thats a good un Stephen, I laughed my head of at it.

I hope everyone is o.k, I know poor Rita is still suffering bless her, but I hope it improves soon Rita.

An evening chuckle


An Old Chap boards a very busy bus. Can't get a seat.

While standing his walking stick slips and he nearly falls.

A young lad of about 9 helps him, then says,

'If you had fitted a rubber on your stick, you wouldn't have accidents'

'Yes!' says the Old guy,

'And if your dad had done the same I would have a bloody seat'

Marilyn,

Stevey ! I have not been called that for years
A friend always called me that. His last words to me were....' Hope I don't see you for a long time, Stevey boy' Meant in the nicest possible way. We'll meet on the big mountain in the sky......In a looooooooong time I hope.

Catherine,
Glad to read that your brother is making progress.

Maddie......Still got your cough ?

Soon be time for tea. I'm rather peckish tonight. Can't survive just on the fruits of love. ROFL

Shelly ,

I know .....but its lovely and sunny ..LOL

I had the window open in the bedroom reading my book !!

I can smell your lamb .....please can I have some ???????????

I got a chicken curry for dinner ,but that's a long way off as I haven't had my lunch yet !

I think Pat would like some of my Curry....wouldn't you Pat ?

marilyn you lazzy cow its about 11/12 o'clock for you and you have only just got out of bed an hour ago

pauline is on the missing list

and my lamb smells lovely carnt what till it is done been in the oven an hour and half now so shouldent be much longer