General Chat

Oh I don't know, I think it would look very fetching on the allotment

That is a job for the maid with the hairy knees CC, so you will have to wait until he gets here

I am so tired, so I am going to bed to watch TV. Goodnight everyone.

Goodnight Linda,
sleep well,
Tec.

Good evening/morning all

Good night Linda, i realise that I am a little late today, but there was no need to emphasis the fact by going to bed!! :0((

Janet, it's good to hear from you again. I hope that the nights haven't been too cold for you.

CC, please don't mention the whhippppssss again, it brings me out in a rash, or should that be a rush?

Tec, you are really spoiling the ladies on this thread with offers of diamonds, flowers etc.

Hello to Persey and Colin.

If the weather is nice today, as forecast I may take my trusty camera into the fair City of Australind and take a few photos of some of our attractions, including the Church which is reputed to be the smallest in Australia!

Allan

Hello all - I'm running late this morning. I see I've missed our Linda:-(

Lovely to see Janet and Colin. Janet do you ever sit down? You tire me out just reading about all the things you do:-))

Tec - as my son would say "what a cop-out". There is nothing wrong with giving the ladies in your circle a friends a token of friendship. So hand over the diamonds, Mr.

CC - I think we should meet George. We need to make sure he is a suitable dance partner and not a gigolo. Linda is right - I don't want you marking the parquet flooring. It's a job polishing those scuff marks.

Sue xx

Good morning Sue

The weather is a bit parquet at the moment :0))

(I'll explain, if required)

Allan

I get it Allan:-)) As my dad would say "it's reet parky".

Sue xx

I think we should keep an eye on George - I'm sure he's easy on the eye but sounds rather unsavoury.

Sue xx

Good Morning Sue,
Good Morning Allan,

Allan I hope you can get out and about with your camera, the church sounds interesting.

Sue, Now look here Madam, as I recall, my offer of gifts was originally to that wonderful lady Berona, and some of you promptly pounced on me demanding to know "where's ours" I think you're all jealous :))

CC.....Sit down, you'll be fit for nothing tomorrow, and give George a break.

Tec

lol Sue

Nor mine CC, as the local anaesthetic wore off halfway through mine!!

It still brings me out in a cold sweat just thinking about it, and that's after 29 years !!!

Allan

Good evening Tec

This thread is a bit like a communist collective: what's yours is ours, all for the common good! :0))

Allan

Tec - I can well understand you offering a token of appreciation for the loveliness of our Berona but you must understand that the rest of us ladies do not wish to feel left out. You are not very wise in the ways of female logic.

CC - black and white may not show the colours but the sequins sparkle very nicely.

Sue xx

Allan, You will have to give me some advice as to how it is you don't seem to dig yourself into holes with the Sisterhood as I seem to do.


An innocent abroad..............

Female - logic ?????

Tec.

Tec, promise them the earth, but use one cent stamps for the delivery :0))

Allan

Ok Tec - we'll let you off the hook:-)) I don't like to see you getting all flustered.

Sue xx

Obviously, none of you ladies have seen Tec in his uniform!

Allan - You're a wise old bird, well not as old as me, but you know what I mean.

Having been a married man for 48 years I still haven't got the hang of female logic. Whereas the male of the species is perfectly logical in all things, decisive, lateral thinking, uncomplicated, and calm under pressure from his darling partner :))

Tec

Hello Berona - I can well imagine that our Tec would be a striking figure in uniform:-))

Good night CC - sweet dreams.

Sue xx