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Good Morning / Evening Everyone,

I've heard about these Magic Mushrooms - you naughty people!

Today I was eaten by a mattress.......

Stripped the bed, and decided to "turn" the mattress - a very heavy, deep pocket sprung animal.

Got it on its edge, as it were, went round the other side of the bed while still holding on to wobbly mattress - than - lost my grip - and it fell on me, knocking me over - I am now underneath - can't get out sideways as there was no room because of OHs dressing table.

Voice from bottom of the stairs "What are you playing at up there".

I reply, rather crossly, "I'm not playing at anything - I'm trapped underneath the bl**dy mattrress"

"Well don't be long - I've made a sandwich"

Domestic bliss on Monday morning.......

Tec.

good morning Allan and Amanda

Amanda I did a similar thing yrs ago only what I threw out onto the garden were a load of potato peeling's and low and behold I found potatoe's growing in my garden and lovely new one's they were too.

love the mushroom story and don't worry Allan you can alway's fly over and do mine ( which has been left to pile up ) .

Tec are you around, something of interest to you, did you see the big cruise ship that came into Liverpool this morning WOW the Queen Victoria she in a hell of a size. Just heard all the firework's going off as she was leaving.

Sorry Sue I didn't say hi to you when I posted earlier, hope you are well this morning.

Diane

Well just like buses none around and then they all come at once lol.

Well now that you have all appeared we can have a natter for a while.

Tec pmsl about you and the mattress

Diane

Tec.....did you have to eat your sandwich whilst sandwiched under the mattress ? ......poor you .....I'm glad you escaped ok in the end .....lol

Hello Diane ...........new spuds , fresh out of the ground are wonderful arn't they : )) I get quite a few when we clear out the compost bin .

Yes Miss Sue ...seems we are all appearing now : ))

Good morning Tec,

Sleeping on the job again :0))

I knew a girl who went out with a mushroom because he was a real fun guy!

Allan ( the idiot)

Allan .....my Grandson ( aged 7 ) had a jokes book with him when I saw him today ......and guess what , it remined me of you ! ....lol that Fun guy joke was in it , I kid you not .

Allan you get worse by the day lol

Diane

lol Diane

Amanda, where do you think that I get my 'jokes' from? :0))

Allan

Tec - that's the funniest story I've heard in awhile:-))) I have a vision which I hope doesn't pop into my head at inopportune moments.

Hi Diane - I'm well thank you. I guess your job isn't good for bad backs:-(

Allan - we paid around $15 at Bunnings for our last mushroom kit. We paid $20 at a garden centre for a kit but they're bound to be more expensive a centre.

Sue xx

Thanks, Sue,

For some reason, we always assume that we are paying more for things in the West due to our isolation!

Allan

Diane - No I didn't see the ship on the news - I think it must have been on your North West Regional news - though I know she is a huge ship.

I see someone sailed into Sydney Harbour in a boat made of plastic bottles - wonder if they would lend it to us for the cruise?

Amanda, I did manage to get out, only my dignity was ruffled, so I did get my sandwich eventually.

No chance of sleeping on the job here - good joke by the way.

Tec.

"fun guy" - very funny Allan:-))

I think Tec is still under the mattress - not having told us how he escaped.

Amanda - did you like my garden photos on FB?

I love the Knock Knock jokes that my 4 y.o. grandson comes out with. He just doesn't understand the concept and frequently answers "it's me, Grandma" when I ask "who's there".

I had a surprise phone call from my daughter's eldest boy yesterday who counted to ten in Spanish "like Dora the Explorer". He even had the pronunciation just right. When I asked my daughter if he learned it at school she said he had picked it up watching the show. He can also say "hello" and "goodbye" in Spanish.

Sue xx

Deffinitly not Sue as I do a lot of lifting with employer, thank god he is only about 5ft and about the same build as a 12yr old even though he is 44yrs old in august.

Talking with you all about the thing's you all grow in your garden's make's me miss mine even more :((

Diane

Wonder were CC and Linda are this evening,

mind you when this post come's on the page they will probably have posted in front of me lol.

Diane


Edited + well maybe not

Sue - I crawled out backwards, in a most undignified way - When I eventually got downstairs, OH looked at me hard, and said "Have you combed you hair today - it's very untidy"

I didn't answer - just ate my sandwich, and thought my own thoughts.

Tec.

Tec,

That boat that came into Sydney Harbour was made from totally recycled and recyclable materials.

The boat was going to be dismantled, and recycled, but the sponsors have decided to do a couple of more trips with it.

Allan

I need to reset my lappy as I can't get up any more tab's, will be back soon so don't all disappear while I'm gone.

Diane

Hello Sue ....I hadn't seen them but I have now and left a few comments . How come YOUR grass is greener ? ....lol

On the subject of knock knock jokes , my granddaughter ( Daisy ) got me a good one the other day . Totally out of the blue , she turned to me and said " Nanny will you ever forget me ? " .....it quite took me aback and I answered " No my love !! , of course I won't , not ever " ....then she said " Knock knock " ......my automatic reaction was of course ( and bang on cue ) " who's there ? " ......" see " she said ..." you've forgotton me already ! "...............little devil laughed like a drain she did ......lol

Edit .....silly me posted twice .

Your GRandson sounds very clever Sue : ))

I am NOT going in a boat made from recycled materials.

Very clever little madam, Amanda:-))

Sue xx