General Chat

I feel so much for me Mum , she has one them new thingy boxes for her TV can she work, can she buxton, she can only get one channel BBC1 ,but rang my sister late last night in a right panick as she had fiddle about with it, and got another channel but couldnt find BBC 1 now, she said to my sister "uhhh never mind I'll watch this one, there will be a film starting on a min" Sister said " how do you know there will be a film on in a min" Mum " its called fantasty bound to be a film on here " sister NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo mum turn it off.

Oh dear :-O

Oh eck Hayley................I hope she switched off.............

she thought it was one of them Disney channels.....I said ermmm no it wasnt....but I did manage to find her BBC1 again...lol

Aw Hayley, let her have some fun:-) I had a load of those er..Disney thingies and I asked a nice man in Sky to remove them...but he left one or two...lol....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO she will just get confused...*sulks* how could you my poor Mummy

*looks out window....when is this yukky mummy stuff going to stop Hayley...why can't you complain about her like you used to....tsk

*blushes at a memory*

Your poor mum, Hayley..... I remember a disney movie... I wanted to go and see it.... heard it mentioned, and thought it was a good idea. Couldn't understand why everyone was falling about laughing..... hubby had to take me aside and explain....... well, that was the first time I ever realised they made disney like that... well, anything like that really... an x certificate was Soldier Blue, to me... and I wouldn't have watched that... well, not all of it.... you see I thought that was a cartoon...... I had to walk out....

Oh dear... still blushing!!

Love

Daff xxxxx

she just doesnt know bout stuff like that and I AM not the one to explain it to her...

so after you unglued her from the TV
was she in shock lol

why are daughters such spoil sports let her have a bit of fun will liven her up a bit lol

Talking about daughters spoiling her fun,

I took her 2 egg custards and told her to hide the box as Matron is coming tomorrow ( my sister) , she said ohhh dont worry I will, she then went and got them and sat down eating them on settee..I said

Me.... MUM...OMG you'll have to sit at the table to eat you matron doesnt like it,

Mum.......well she ant here so she wont know....

Me...MUMMMMMMMMMM your getting crumbs everywhere....she'll know

Mum.....I'll hoover them up..



Me........you dont even know how to use it...
Mum....ELSIE......I am the mother you know she cant tell me what to do...

so she thought Micky was bouncing on Minnie for fun.,...

titters.................