General Chat

Oooooo yes, a big muscley one ;-). But we will have to make sure we have a good hot shower ready for him as it could be a bit pongy :-P

Maybe we will have to employ an odd job man!! :-D

Me neither YG :-P

Oh nooooooooooooo!!! I am not volunteering to empty the dunny!!! :-D :-D

Here was me thinking Puss had manure stuck in her keyboard...... she does seem to be wallowing in it.

I have a bedroll and a sleeping bag, a camp oven and am about to pitch my tent across the way. Know how, can do... whilst there will build a large hut with bunks for passers by and of course an outside dunny.

Off to find some more planks - - - - - - ->>>>>

Aunty passes Puss a screwdriver to dig the caps lock key out of the on position. Never could get the hang of reading in capitals. All capitals and text talk drive me crazy, well crazier than normal. If that doesn't work Puss tip t he keyboard upside down and give it a good shake, one of the cyberpets has probably become lodged inside the keyboard.

Our strawberries have finished for the year and are now putting out runners. Down the sides of their raised bed and across the concrete towards the house. OH is "letting them go to see what happens" Once the runners reach the back door I will be out there with my scissors snipping them off. I am not living in a giant strawberry patch.

Access to BDM certificates would be excellent and also to parish records. Need them as required, no waiting and no cost. Ah and may I venture to suggest, deciphered and typed!!!

I have deleted my hiccup from last night. Did not realize it had posted twice, must have happened when I edited a spelling mistake.

Is this the cyber bedroom, or the real one Maz??? :-)

Passes Puss a Canary to check for noxious fumes

hello I have a lovely smart bedroom all that is needed is curtains and the internal doors need painting that is my room done .I have floor tiles going down in the loo next week hopefully too

OK MY NEW ADDRESS IS IN THE BLACK HOLE, IM SQUATTING WITH PERCY THE BIG PIN PIG, UNTILL IVE COLLECTED ENIF MAUNRE TO FEED MY STRAWBERRIES, WHICH ARE GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST EVER, MAZ WILL I NEED A CANDLE OR WILL THE METHANE BE TOO MUCH FOR MY CHEST, IT HAS ENUF HAIRS ON AS IT IS XX

What a lovely idea to unlimited access to all known subscription data bases (FH of course!)
Do you think we could make arrangements for world wide BMD cerificates as well, or would we have to get the UN or someone else involved? How about WHO, after all, its our mental health that it is effected - lol

(Joke, OK?)

Didn't even think about the unmentionable - that shows how low it is on the radar ;-)

does it tell you where the Black hole is now lol

Yes we have a huge library in the castle. Complete ultra comfy chairs so that there will be no numb B***s. ;-)

Good news Puss, the cleaning is virtual. So long as you pick up the clothes and chuck them in the basket for the laundry staff to wash, iron and return them to your room, the rest of the cleaning is done automatically.

We have enough unmentionable to do in real life without bothering about it in the Castle.
Maz, did we not put in a library and research room. That is definitely on the plan. Plenty of room, lots of lovely stationery, years and years of subscription to certain web sites, and superfast never fail internet connections. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate on tap at all times and glue to replace the hair torn out, well it does happen sometimes.

well im sorr y im late been picking my magic strawberries that i forgot to clean the lodge bathroom, please accept my deepest appologies xx :-0

Dont forget a FH resource with the black hole resource so we can discover all the Rellies that have changed their names ,or diappeared lol

Aunty drags large shopping bag into the Castle kitchen. Phew that was a fast ride. The new streamlined catapult works a treat. Must be the new teflon coated knicker elastic.

I see we each have a number of shelves in the walk in pantry. We will be able to have truly international dinner parties. I have brought vegemite, milo, bananas, lamingtons, pavlova. Several packages of frozen lamb, steak, and chicken. There is also prawns, crayfish, bugs and whiting fillets. An assortment of fruit and veg which will have to do until we get the Castle garden established. That packet contains museli, bread for toast and crumpets.

I have decorated my suite in shades of muted pastel colours as befitting a shy retiring 35 year old fairy wearing a fairy dress a deer stalker hat, hob nail boots, carrying a fairy wand, and accompanied by my faithful striped sabretooth tiger, Spot. The bedroom is burgundy and cream , the bathroom sea green and grey, and my office/computer room is...... WOW!! Aunty shuts door quickly!! We won't worry about that room. Entrance by invitation only.

The sunny breakfast nook is decorated in cream and beige tonings and my blue willow china makes a lovely display. Spot has his own area however, being a sabre tooth tiger he will sleep exactly where he wants to sleep, no argument.

The breakfast area will be handy for quick meals when we are not all gathered in the banqueting hall. We will need a very large table and comfortable chairs for our evening meals and soirees.

I will be able to sit out on my private balcony overlooking the garden. The balcony is surrounded by screens which will activate when the temperature falls below 25 degrees.

Hmmm I think that will do. It all looks very comfortable and peaceful.

Maggots are an additional source of protein :-D

We've a tradesman coming 'between 0920 and 1030'. Even OH is up and dressed - lol.

Enjoy your new carpet. Hmm the new smell. Don't you just love it?

You are all busy lol I am waiting for people to arrive today lol I have a new carpet a pal coming for a cuppa later ,and chores lol
I like strawberries when they are being picked lol I am the one with a red tongue ,I was alawys caught out when we went brambling years ago as a child with the purple tongue .dont bear thinking about all the maggots etc i must have eaten

My - you *have* been busy! Persie truly has done a fine job with the renovations! Strawberries? Wonderful, Puss - what would we do without you?

Don't worry Aunty, you and Persie can fight over the main throne if you are round in the wee small hours ;-)

MIght try grilled pineapple slices in sugar - the raw fresh ones makes the corners of my mouth sore. :-0

EDit that was LG in the penthouse and me being turfed out by son who wanted PC lol