General Chat

What a lovely idea. OH hasn't a romantic bone in his body. He does occassionally buy chocolates, but that's because he fancies them - lol

:-D.DET. OH has never bought me flowers. He has bought me loads of plants for the garden instead. I prefer that as when I am out weeding etc all the memories come back to me. Same with the offspring they do it too so lots of happy times to look back on.

I can only remember OH buying me flowers once, after eldest was born. And that was because his work mates told him to. When you shook them, the petals fell off :-(

Much hilarity about the tat. Anyway I managed to get it off using eucalyptus oil. I'll bet there are those who would like to remove the real thing as easily. I am now off to do some chopping, pruning and resizing, of a photograph. Tonight is avatar evening. I have chained myself to the computer and decided to find a suitable avatar.

Hmmm I wonder!!!

Same here DET. If he bought me flowers etc I would wonder what he had been up to :-D. Commercial claptrap is what I brand it.

Morning LG - So has the postman been yet? How many cards plopped through the letter box? Any from your dream team??? :-D :-D

We stopped giving in to that marketing ploy years ago.......we'd both be v confused if one of us received a card; It might even end in the divorce courts - lol

Morning DET. I could not go without my tribute to the lads on here. Shame I could not find a picture of an otter with a red and white hat on, I did try :-D

Spot is part of the family - you can't pension him off before his time.
What did the boss and your co-works have to say about your tat, or did you manage to wash it off?

The Avatar is more 'you' LG. Well done. :-D And Puss, don't worry about feeding your Meerkats....there's plenty of pink custard and mole stew to keep them satisfied if they can't cope of themselves :-D

Oh Aunty we definately could not be without spot. Looking forward to the Avitar.

Morning one and all :-D

Yahoo LG has her equilibrium back again. Thank goodness that otter has gone. And here was me thinking it was a ground hog.

I was going to ask for a tally of Valentine's Day offerings. It isn't over yet over there is it. So I will wait. I can tell you my tally..... Zero, zilch, Nil, Nothing. Would you not think in this whole world there would be one person who would oblige. Ah well, in my dreams again.

I think I might keep Spot the fantastic, slightly bedraggled, striped sabre tooth tiger as my CP. His exploits are legendary, and his hair is slowly growing back over his surgery scars and bare patches. Hmm you need a photo of him don't you. Let me see what I can do.

Nope t hat is not good enough. I would like to crop the background but I can not work out how to do it. I need to exit stage left for a while. When I come back I will delve into the horrors of photographic editing and see if I can improve the effort. Catch you later.

:-D :-D. Van the Man I'd share anything with him. ;-)

Just been reading thread

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/gunnersaurus-has-previous-326573/

now who is van Persie? Does this Persie have a van... and all I have is a mop...ed

Mind you I wouldn't mind sharing the back of a van with him...

Sent the otter away he smelt to much of fish. Just been out and hunted down a Gunnersaurus instead.

Good hevening, im looking for some more knicker elastic poopy and peepy chewed mine and i only had made the one pair.

Thinking of that im orf to purchase or catch some gold fish for supper xx :-0

Evening all. Well I am searching for a nice shirt for the Otter to wear. Poor little soul still has not got a name but I am giving it a lot of thought. My head is still spinning after the company of my mini Gooners all afternoon :-S.

I will probably change the avitar soon now that I have let you see what the CP looks like. I will get withdrawal symptoms if I don't display my beloved team :-D

Evening all.

A very warm welcome to Persie, and Cynthia if she comes out of hiding long enough to say hello!!

A moped added to the list of items that can be used for transportation! I'm not sure that it would make it across the ocean though, but perhaps LG's OH could supercharge it like he did with LG's broomstick. It could be used for transporting copious quantities of knicker elastic over here, as I think Perise might be another member of the upside down world!!

Love the avatar, LG. I haven't decided on a new pet yet. I think we have enough meerkats with Puss, so I will find a suitable alternative. As the meerkats are found to be frequently walking on their hind legs they could be very useful for an array of tasks at Nut Lodge.

hello perse im new too , so hello from me, i am trying to feed 6 meercats at tne moment but i think they are hunting.

hello everyone im not here but will be back later xxx

BM can proudly remember 'there is turd in the swimming pool' from his GCSE Spanish. Typical teenage male humour :-0

Persie, you are always welcome here, especially as you have Aunty as your sponsor. :-D Unless you violently object, LG will add your name to the guest book on the front page......when she has recovered her equilibrium

You do realise this is my first visit so I was very cautious, have heard strange stories about this place.

I was worried I might have to,

jump to the left and then step to the right
put my hands on my hips and bring my knees in tight.

I think it was the spaced out sensation
like I was under sedation.

Perhaps I should have just done a haka..

Pxx

"habe einen guten Tag!" ? Is that 'Have a good day' - a wild guess doncha know! Have a good evening might be a better choice - lol

Good idea for Cynthia to hide out here...she's so quiet that no one would guess to look in the midst of this organised chaos!!!

Yes Aunty, LG must be under the weather if she declined to splash red and white paint around the place. Mind you, Maz' special finish from last time, may have finally defeated her :-D

It's only a matter of time before she finds an otter picture with a red and white scarf/hat/jersey. :-(