General Chat

Hi Persie, Is that German text speak. I did Alliance Francais at high school and learned one French swear word. Thank you for the sand bags. They will come in handly to anchor the catapult should the weather turn fouler than it is.

If Cyn is in the padded cell she will be OK. There is a good supply of tin hats, water bottles and water pistols stored in there. What you can smell is either mole stew or mushroom risotto. You must also keep a watch for flying omelettes which is why the kitchen windows are left open. The pink stuff is custard. Maz used to work in a place that had copious, abundant, superfluous, and quite large quantities of custard so we built pipe lines to move the stuff from her establishment to Nut Lodge.

And speaking of text speak. I don't, and I don't have a mobile phone, or an ipad. I'm one of those 35 and a bit year old dinosaurs. I have a hang on the wall phone, with a bit you hold to your ear and a bit you speak into, and a tena pad which frequently needs changing.

Oops did not see you there Aunty..

habe einen guten Tag!

Persie

Hello excuse me.. knock knock...

I am here to deliver some sand bags ... they are for Cynthia .

I thought I might find her cowering in a corner somewhere.

Goodness there is an awful smell coming from that large black iron pot over there and it is not puha and pakeha.

I do like the pink walls, some sort of gritty plaster?

Have put the sand bags by the padded cell's door...

I'm out of here brmmmm (brmmmm is not text speak) it is my motorised mop....ed.

Persie

Gather round everyone. Hopefully I catch you all before you gallivant off for the day. We have a probem, there is a crisis at Nut Lodge.

Never before in the annals of these hallowed hall has such an occurrence occurred.

Aunty takes a very comfy large pillow from the pillow pile, pulls LG gently toward the throne, sits her down with the pillow behind her head and says...........

what the "ell is going on LG???!! You do not have any red and white, no mention of Arsenal, no cannons, not even a soccer ball on your avatar!!! Are you sure you are all right, your majesty!! Aunty bows low trying to keep her nose out of the meerkat and oher assorted feral animal dung on the floor. You can not whoosh around on your broomstick dressed like an African safari groupie. However..... Aunty puts her arm around her Maj's shoulders...... however if you have finally seen the error in your ways I will now be able to instruct you in the finer art of proper football aka Australian Rules.

Now you just take this handfull of little pills and you will feel hunky dory in no time at all. Aunty hands LG a handful of smarties, that should do the trick!!! Here wash them down with this very large glass of red wine.

Don't worry about spelling Puss. Since the last upgrade of firefox, the spell check has got lost, so I know I type things, then think 'that doesn't look right'!! Its that dreaded txt spk that gets me.....there are at least 2 of us on here who are dinosaurs as for as that is concerned!!!

Don't worry about the baby mk's, they are frolicing with the boakins in the outside compund. Lets hope that no one ricks an ankle on any of the tunnels entrances they have dug.

where are the babies anyway i left them with a registered member and all i can see is fish heads. :-0 :-0

det i is human really meercats cant type, (although they can probably spell better than me ) :-D

He is so sweet LG. If s/he is a sea otter, perhaps s/he can help tow Aunty over here on the Ark Royal when she decides to pay a visit??

Your wish is my command DET. I have set aside a room in the East wing and equipped it with loads of shelving and ordered up the books on Am***n. :-Do you like my new CP I just ahve to think of an appropriate name for it now.

What's with the redecoration? Wasn't that done a few weeks ago? Gosh, LG and Maz are as keen as each other when it comes to getting the paint brush out.

If renos are in order, please can we have a library and an endless supply of books??

If Sylvia's Rock Hyrax is any good at hoovering up, it could come in very useful clearing away the pink custard from where you've splattered it all over walls. Hang on - just looked it up and the picture is nothing like that of an elephant!!!!

Puss - having a meerkat family is a good idea for cyperpets. But you will have to be the human to keep them in order. ;-)

Enjoy your hot week Aunty. Pity you have to be at work work.





:-D

I will give it a lot of thought. NIte nite YG sleep well, catch you tomorrow <3

I'm sure you will come up with something totally appropriate >>>>>>> not!!!

I am off now for hot choccie and bed.

Probably catch you tomorrow evening.

Sleep well <3

Ahh not as cuddly though and boy does it stink of fish :-P. Now to sort out a name,

Ah, that's sweet LG. Much better than boakins!! :-D

Now installing an indoor pool for my new CP. A water otter. No not a kettle though that could be useful :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D.

yuk!

Or the Mushroom Rissotto :-D

Pink custard is lightweight stuff!! Wait till you're dropped in a vat of mole stew, Sylvia!! :-)

It's Maz's pink custard. If it sticks on the walls like this goodness knows what it does for you stomach :-S

sorry LG



just splattered pink all over again :-D :-D



that whatever it was in the tank just plain sticks every where!