General Chat

DEAR LITTLE SATAN
GOOD MORNING


HOW TO BE THE PERFECT CHILD
(OR DO YOU WANT TO)
TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE MUM CRINGE

NEVER BE SICK BEFORE GOING OUT
TO DINNER WITH MUMS FRIENDS
OTHERWISE MUM LEAVES YOU WITH NAN

WHEN OUT WITH MUMS FRIENDS (WHO HAVE NO KIDS)YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE BE THE ABSOLUTE ANGEL,THEY COO AND OFFER TO BABYSIT FOR THE WEEKEND.THEN SATAN YOU CAN SHOW THEM JUST HOW LITTLE SLEEP A KID CAN SURVIVE ON.

DONT BOTHER UNROLLING LOO ROLL ,JUST RUN OFF WITH IT WHEN MUMS IN THE LOO.

WILD ANIMALS, WELL GARDEN INSECTS
GRASS HOPPERS ARE BEST IN A JAM JAR
RELEASE IN NANAS BEDROOM AND SMILE
INNOCENTLY WHEN SHES SHATTERED NEXT DAY COZ THEY CHIRPED ALL NIGHT AND SHE KEPT
SEARCHING FOR THE SOUND.

I THINK YOU WILL BE A FAST LEARNER

""""OR YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS""""""""

(evil chucle from dizz)

OH FOR GOT
GARDNED WORMS BEST KEPT IN
NEW JEANS POCKET,
BUT DOOOOOOONT TELL MUM
SHE LOVES CHECKING THE POCKETS
BEFORE WASHING,,OR DOSE SHE CHECK
(snigger)


HI JOY AN STRAY

Morning Dizzi
he is down stairs running rings round grandad over breakfast

yesterday it cost me a pound
for him to try a leaf off a sprout and a tiny tiny peice of beef
he said he will try them again when he needs the money lo

lhe is going out with Angel today for an adventure
he will love that
i do hope he keeps her out of trouble lol

I USED TO BLEND VEGGIES AND MAKE INTO
GRAVY
SOMETIMES GAVE IT TO THEM IN A BOWL WITH DOORSTEP
BREAD

DIZZI
WE HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING
to make him eat his veg
we tried the blending now he wont eat gravy to

we are up to the pay him to try stuff


though he wouldnt try carrots not even for a tenner


but give him chicken nuggets or a dippy egg
and you cant fill him lol

haha morning dizzi hun, that made me smile xxxx

he has gone off on his adventure now
how quiet is it here without him


wonders what tales he will tell when he gets back

i cant belive she wouldnt tell me were she was going grrrrrr

its a good job i trust her wiht my most precious person lololol xxx

DIZZI,I too used to wittle about the grandkids diets.

It then occured to me that it is not MY responsibility,and if they will only eat junk,then at least they have eaten something.

Let Mummy have all the hassle,it is HER job.

After all,grans are for spoiling the little darlings.

By the way,Has Satans dad got a bike?? I only ask because he sounds just like my youngesr grandson,aged 3 going on 63.

HI OUR SATAN
NOW TEA TIME
GRATED CHOCOLATE SARNIES ARE A MUST
BIG BAR CADBURYS
ASK NANNIE TO GRATE IT ALL UP
WHATS LEFT
LOVLEY IN A CUPOF HOT MILK
LOVE DIZZ

OR CHIPS AND TOMATO SOUP ON THEM MMMMMMMMMM

haha dizzi, your a very bad influence on baby satan lol

he settled fr chicken nuggets n chips with lots of sauce, my neice is staying over so he ate quiet well with her lol x
followed by two packets of mini buttons of aunty marion lol xxx

TRY GETTNG A PIZZA BASE
PUT IN LITTLE DISHES
TOMATO SAUCE
CHEESE
AND WHAT EVER PIECES OF MEAT
LET HIM MAKE HIS OWN
I DID IT AT A KIDS PARTY
SMALL BASES COOK QUICK

ye he loves doing his own pizzas

i think i might tackle mince pies with him wen me neice gets bck lol xx