General Chat

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to wake me in the morning
And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea
Kiss me goodnight Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major, be a mother to me :-D :-D :-

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

You are joking.....it isn't.....It can't be.........hang on a mo......have to wake oh up to tell him......can't believe it!

Don't muck me about Carol.....I have just sort of woken him up and told him not to go in to work.....Are you Sure?

Only if you live in Scotland or Northern Ireland :-D

Well on your head be it CarolB....I just looked on Google and the next Bank holiday is the 29th.....I wonder if he took any notice of me....took ages of screeching to tell him not to go into work

Yers....and I bet you are laughing your socks off too Sooooom


To be honest....I screeched and screeched and I bet he still goes into work anyway......Now I am beginning to wish it was true........Tsk tsk Carol......mind you....you would have laughed if you had seen the panic stricken me.......honest....I just never know what day it is half the time cos I just don't look.

I only knew cos himself's diary gives all public holidays and I always check each month to see when he's likely to be called in... :-D

Edit: boy are you gonna have to grovel Susan, please video it :-P

I will have you know missus....I wos in cloud cuckoo land there and you came along and spoiled it.....There wos I....happy as a....whatever....and now yerv got me wondering if the Oh is going to remember that I told him not to go in to work or not...........On the one hand....If he goes in.....I will be angry cos he didn't listen to me.......On the other hand, If he does, and stays off work.......Well......How thick can one be?

That is what you call passing the buck :-D :-D :-D and making the assumption that Mr. Numbers will have a bad memory.

Bad memory? You are Joking......I bet it didn't even register.......I have to say though.....I am sniggering like mad at the moment.....If you could have been a fly on the wall you would have laughed until you couldn't breath.......

What a wicked evil person that Carol B is though........Oooops!.........I'll give her Oooooops!.......wot if he believed me? ....a days wages gorn........never to be gotten :-D again

Oh don't worry about that Joan.......follow the rest of us......Wake up your Oh and tell him there is no work tomorrow.....better than that....screech in his ear until he is fully awake and wishing he was dead cos he is soooooo tired.....then screech louder cos your information isn't registering fully.....screech some more until he nods his head and agrees not to get up for work tomorrow......Then.....and only then, can you whisper........tomorrow that is, and when the front door is wide open and all exits are clear.......Can you tell him sweetly that CAROLB......has given him a day off!

Where did Joan go to?