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A New Bedtime Wine.........

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Nov 2011 20:54

This could save us all!!

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

NEW wine for Seniors.........I kid you not!

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarilly produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as.......

PINO MORE


I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!

I just Couldn't help it!









:-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Nov 2011 21:06

>>>>> off down the offy >>>>> :-D

Nannylicious

Nannylicious Report 3 Nov 2011 21:19

Wonderful........I have forwarded this on.

Stan

Stan Report 3 Nov 2011 21:24

You had me going there :-P

Carol 430181

Carol 430181 Report 3 Nov 2011 21:34

I'll just carry on with my bottle of red and keep my (----) crossed :-S

Carol

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Nov 2011 21:36

No more potty's under the bed!! :-D

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 3 Nov 2011 21:38

Was its written by Miss Buttercupfields by anychance ? :-0

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Nov 2011 21:55

She takes a bottle to bed with her parrently!! ;-)

Florence61

Florence61 Report 3 Nov 2011 23:21

oh dear, i nearly believed that one and was going to ask if it could cure snoring as well!! my oh would pay anything for something to cure my nose problem that causes me to snore and keeps everyone awake including myself lol.

you made me laugh so much, i had to run to the loo :-D

florence
in the hebrides :-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Nov 2011 23:29

Try snorting the PINO instead of sipping it Florence.

You never know, it might cure your snoring!! :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 4 Nov 2011 13:40

Or use the same size glass as Prickly. ( One Bottle-One large Wineglass) or Pint Pot. :-D :-D :-D ;-).

sprucespringclean

sprucespringclean Report 5 Nov 2011 00:12

PH
just had to say i loved it, now i'am retiring to bed.

Spruce

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 5 Nov 2011 08:44

Let us know if you had to get up in the night! ;-)