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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 4 Jan 2012 08:54

A father is over the moon when his 2 year old brings him cups of tea (water) in bed.
After a week of this his wife says "Darling you do realise that the only water she can reach is the toilet"

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Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Jan 2012 09:22

Tee Hee. I like it! :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Wend

Wend Report 4 Jan 2012 09:36

Me too Uzzi - nothing like a drop of toilet water to refresh you :-D

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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 4 Jan 2012 09:49

It did make me smile :-D

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Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 4 Jan 2012 10:10

Eau De Toilette Wend............Eau De Toilette! :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 4 Jan 2012 12:28

LOL did any one watch the R I christmas lectures?

in one episode exactly that was featured

he had a brand new toilet~(on a trolley) and poured his drink into it, and then drank it through a long straw.........to demonstrate the disgust ing things we learn through life...the audience didnt know( although it should have been obvious) that it was new and unused for its primary purpose

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me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Merlin

Merlin Report 4 Jan 2012 13:46

Just think of what processes our tap water goes through time and time again before we re-use it. :-S :-D :-D

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Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Wend

Wend Report 4 Jan 2012 13:54

What a horrible thought, Merlin and I don't live far from you! :-\ :-S :-D

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Merlin

Merlin Report 4 Jan 2012 14:02

Its a fact though Wend,Look what happens when they have an accidental Spillage,Kills the fish in the streams/rivers and polutes the coastal areas.take care. :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-S.be careful what you drink. <3 :-S

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Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 4 Jan 2012 16:56

true, Merlin but we dont derive our oxygen intake from the water we drink!


have you heard of the recycling that astronauts have to cope with? while on the space station?

more " food" for thought!!

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me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Island

Island Report 4 Jan 2012 16:59

eeewww.... that's just taking the.........................mickey :-0

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 4 Jan 2012 20:00

We only use bottled or filtered water! :-D

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 4 Jan 2012 20:02

We only use bottled or filtered water! :-D

Wend

Wend Report 4 Jan 2012 20:08

Don't blame you SR - think I will after reading some of the posts on here :-S

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