General Chat

One year I bought my mother in law a cemetery plot
as a birthday present.
The next year I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why I replied.
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"


and thats how the fight started.

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I bought mine a lovely electric chair with nice arm & leg rests but she refused to plug it in because of the electricity cost.

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Emma you are cheeky :-D

lol xxx

Barbra its the way I tell em. :-D

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,
my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.....
Always something more important. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.
When i arrived home one day, I found her seated in
the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was only gone a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. I said ,"When you finish cutting the grass
you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked,"What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started.....

After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply
for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman this and that I'd have to go home and come back
later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That chest hair is proof enough for me." and she processed
my application.
When I got home I told my wife of my experience at the office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion,
and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink
as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her,"Do you know him?"
"Yes," she sighed.
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't
been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"

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George :-) :-) :-)