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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Jul 2012 19:02

:-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 3 Jul 2012 18:57

I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."


That spider never knew what hit it.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Jul 2012 18:45

Oh dear the V word has been mentioned :-S :-S

Island

Island Report 3 Jul 2012 13:43

PMSL at you lot :-D :-D

especially Bob :-0 :-D

Janet

Janet Report 3 Jul 2012 13:37

Being Yorkshire Sharron, I laughed immediately-jl

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 3 Jul 2012 12:08

LOL :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Jul 2012 09:36

That took me a while Sharron!! :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 3 Jul 2012 09:32

Yorkshire foreplay?

"Brace tha sen!"

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Jul 2012 23:46

alternative reply...........nay lad just varseline

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 2 Jul 2012 23:42

:-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 2 Jul 2012 23:31

:-D
to both of you!

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 2 Jul 2012 22:12

I have a load of them in my freezer - totally put off now and will have to bin them hehehe

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 2 Jul 2012 22:10

A bloke from Barnsley with piles asks the chemist, "Nah then,

lad, does tha sell a*se cream?"

The chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" :-D :-D