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Crumpled Up.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Jun 2013 20:08

"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," I said.

She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Jun 2013 23:06

What's wrong with this one ?

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 26 Jun 2013 23:09

knickers :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 26 Jun 2013 23:10

this thread is pants :-D :-D ;-)

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 26 Jun 2013 23:10

Nothing but I think you posted that one before?

Roy

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 26 Jun 2013 23:10

:-D :-D :-D

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 26 Jun 2013 23:11

:-D Mau <3

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 26 Jun 2013 23:12

What does a twenty pound note look like - never seen one.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Jun 2013 23:38

Somebody send Errol a £20 note..............

Island

Island Report 27 Jun 2013 00:27

Lob him a tena but keep it brief :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 27 Jun 2013 00:37

Should I keep tenas in my briefs?

Island

Island Report 27 Jun 2013 00:47

I dunno Mr Moneybags :-S

:-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 27 Jun 2013 00:51

It's Mr Doshpants to you!

or something like that