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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 20 Jul 2013 17:10

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 20 Jul 2013 15:30

lolol

:-D

I'd better copy that one now.......before it gets tRRolled

:-D

Andysmum

Andysmum Report 20 Jul 2013 15:19

Great!! I like your jokes, Mr M. :-D :-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 20 Jul 2013 14:30

Managed to read this one but not quick enough for No1 :-D :-D :-D


Mr M,Please send me No1 thanks..

Sally

Sally Report 20 Jul 2013 14:05

:-D :-D :-D



sally w <3

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 20 Jul 2013 13:39

Mr Magoo sir - another pearler.

Hope your thread does not get spoiled ;-)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 20 Jul 2013 13:19

Wait till 10am-11am tomorrow (BST) ;-)

Wend

Wend Report 20 Jul 2013 12:56

Hee, hee :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 20 Jul 2013 12:46

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I give it half an hour

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 20 Jul 2013 12:43

Better respond quickly ;-)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

lilybids

lilybids Report 20 Jul 2013 12:30

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Jul 2013 12:29

Who's going to RR this one then ?.............

Mersey

Mersey Report 19 Jul 2013 20:02

:-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 19 Jul 2013 19:13

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final
exam.

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or
a death in your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What
would happen if I
came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,shook
her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.