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Why I am Divorced?

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Sep 2013 18:52

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought...... well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids.... they will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfasts
and didn't say a word..

So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent..
As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady, and by the way
Happy Birthday! '

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.....'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day...
we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...................

followed by my husband my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch......








Naked.



AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Sep 2013 18:56

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maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 6 Sep 2013 19:01

:-D

lilybids

lilybids Report 6 Sep 2013 19:02

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 6 Sep 2013 19:38

:-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 6 Sep 2013 19:42

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Sally

Sally Report 6 Sep 2013 21:55

:-D :-D :-D

sally w <3

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget Report 7 Sep 2013 00:13

I nearly fell off my seat laughing! :-D

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 7 Sep 2013 01:10

:-D :-D :-D

OH chuckled too :-S that's a first.

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 7 Sep 2013 07:19

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Janet

Janet Report 7 Sep 2013 10:27

Was the question posed at the last line of the Warning or the article??? hmm-jl

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 7 Sep 2013 10:55

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Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Sep 2013 12:55

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MarilynB

MarilynB Report 7 Sep 2013 20:26

Love it!

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