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Sharron

Sharron Report 20 Sep 2013 09:20

Don't you believe a word she tells you!

Poor Fred has been sitting here for over a week now, calypso shirt, Bermudas, leg-bag peeing seductively from beneath, Incontinence pads all packed, commode ready, bag of sandwiches and bottle of squash for the journey, and where is she?

Well, I don't know either, but she promised she would "be round tomorrow" to take him to her Caribbean island and where is she?

Suppose I had better get the hoist bolted back up on the ceiling and put the jam back in the cupboard.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 20 Sep 2013 10:34

hmmmm - some people :-S

Wend

Wend Report 20 Sep 2013 11:04

I think Sharron's missed out a 'p'. Well I hope she has :-S :-0

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget Report 20 Sep 2013 11:11

Wend :-D :-D :-D

Poor Fred. :-( :-( :-(

Sharron

Sharron Report 20 Sep 2013 11:12

Bit Freudian but it would be correct either way!

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 20 Sep 2013 11:18

:-D :-D @ Sharron. Not stopping (thank goodness, you say). Just peeping in :-) ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 20 Sep 2013 11:59

Don't mind you looking in John but, as you know, the first bit of contention and I pull the thread and it is gone for everybody.

Claddagh

Claddagh Report 20 Sep 2013 13:10

LOL Sharon, you always make me smile with the way you describe things.Can just picture Fred sitting there....

~Lynda~

~Lynda~ Report 20 Sep 2013 13:35

Sorry about not collecting him Sharron, Daniel Craig's been here all week and he didn't want a third party with us, he's funny like that.

Can't pick up Fred today, as off to see Rod Stewart tonight, and no doubt he'll ask me back to his house, as he always does.

Tell you what, take Fred to Heathrow for 12 tomorrow, will send my private jet to pick him up.

Don't forget to pack Bisto though, they don't sell that on the Island, and I know how Fred loves his Bisto

:-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 20 Sep 2013 15:22

You send your private jet down here and don't go giving Fred Bisto or you will live to regret it.

He has a horses dinner and will not countenance gravy. I think it may well be foreign muck!

~Lynda~

~Lynda~ Report 20 Sep 2013 16:20

But he said he loved Bisto, what a little fibber he is.

I'll have no messing around from Fred, if he starts, I have Nurse Ratched on hand to give him some medication. Sure he'll be fine, he'll just love the hot tub . :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 20 Sep 2013 16:29

I have heard that this Caribbean island of yours is in Grimsby too.

~Lynda~

~Lynda~ Report 20 Sep 2013 16:33

Just outside Grimsby Sharron, it's in Cleethorpes actually !

Sharron

Sharron Report 20 Sep 2013 17:01

Fred will be needing his fur lined swimmers then?