The price of love

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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	19 Oct 2013 03:40
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	Keep on RRing I'll keep reposting it until I hear from GR :-(
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	19 Oct 2013 03:39
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up a month ago on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything but... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the crash, and we were unable to find it.” The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did – better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch.” The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five-inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine-incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine-inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five-incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the right decision.” The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?” "I have" says the man. “And has she helped you in making the decision?” “She has,” says the man. “And what is it?” asks the doctor. “We're getting a new kitchen.”
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	19 Oct 2013 03:36
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	hahaha The RR'r has struck again! -:P No problem.......... I still have the story! The really funny thing........ the story was from an email I get several times a week, with useful information for Seniors!!! It's suitable for anyone over 60, so I guess the RR'r is a juvenile.
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20 684 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	19 Oct 2013 01:02
	:-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: July 2004 Posts: 1 789 Send Message	Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend	Report	18 Oct 2013 22:46
	A girl after my own heart :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: The Family
Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 11 687 Send Message	Merlin	Report	18 Oct 2013 14:05
	Scozz, you,d have thought they would have offered a "Transplant" From what I will leave to your Imagination.However a Beast of Burdon comes to mind. :o))> Sadly No Emoticons yet.
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7 081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	18 Oct 2013 13:15
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	18 Oct 2013 11:22
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	ahhhh! Three people saw it before the phantom RR got here! It wasn't offensive, was it? :-D
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24 533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	18 Oct 2013 10:11
	Ah! willies' wonka in the chocolate machine. ;-)
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 280 Send Message	Leslie	Report	18 Oct 2013 09:37
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 280 Send Message	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D....Keep em coming....Nothing like a good laugh in the morning....If you can make one person smile or laugh in the day you've been successful ,,that's my phylosophy phililosofy blow it,,never any good with words...You know what I mean.... <3 <3
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72 449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	18 Oct 2013 05:19
	:-D :-D :-D :-D At least I didnt miss it !!! :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	18 Oct 2013 02:03
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	I don't expect this to last long........... if you want to know, pm me! :-D
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	18 Oct 2013 02:01
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	<3 <3

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