General Chat

What with his having a birthday and needing a snfter after his performance of last week, Fred's bottle of whisky is going down like he has had a straw in it ( and he may well have!)

I am a bit potless at present. Isn't everybody?

He is pretty good at scrumping, I wonder how his shoplifting would be. He's already i the getaway vehicle.

I might go and visit him inside, where he would, no doubt, be sausage sandwich baron in no time.

I hope Fred is having water with the whiskey, wouldn't like to think of him falling over!

He loves falling over. It gets him a ride in an ambulance and a free cup of tea in the cafe.

Water with it?!

I don't think he even knows what whisky tastes like, it goes down so quick.

Well Fred is very inventive. He could make his own. My Dad did for years in Ireland until guardai sniffed him out...lol..., all you need are some hops (or spud peelings. or suchlike) copper kettle, copper tubing.an empty room and lots of patience. Offf he goes BC XX <3

Sharron, Don,t let him anywhere near "Poteen" He,ll be doing Wheelies and thinking he,s on the F1 racetrack,thats before he melts the tyres and burns the Motor out. :-D

Sharron my Oh says to pm me your address and will send Fred
a bottle of Whisky. :-) <3

*frets*. and Dundee Cake.

Not unless he wants to visit this year again :-D :-D

LOL Sharron. Fred sounds like a real character. I can just picture Fred doing "wheelies" in his wheelchair Merlin.

Is that him booked for Hogmanay then?

Sharron weather permitting, he's more than welcome ;-) :-)

You can send him back with a black bun.

You are all being very unkind to poor Fred, we all know he only drinks Whiskey for medicinal purposes ;-) ;-) ;-)

I hadn't forgotten Sharron :-D