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Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's Einsteins turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one metre by one metre square on the ground in front of Einstein and stands on it. Einstein reaches ten and opens his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
Newton smiles and says "you didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square metre. You've found Pascal!"

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they keep taking things literally. ;-)

What do get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Just a guess but could it be an itchy finger :-D

Roy

I hope not Roy ;-) :-)

SI (I mean sigh!) ;-)

I was chatting to someone last night who's a compulsive thief. I said, "So you're a klepto..."

"... maniac", he finished.

Took the word straight out of my mouth.

:-(

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I read the joke to Himself.

I shouldn't have.............. he explained it to me.

:-D :-(

so 980 mbars= 98 Kpa's............? right?

An Indian chief had three squaws.

One squaw lived in a teepee of buffalow hide.
Another lived in a teepee made of bison hide.
The third squaw lived in a teepee made of hippopotamus hide.

The chief was due to leave on a hunting trip and so, the night before, he slept with each squaw.

He was gone for many days and nights and on his return he was delighted on entering the buffalow hide teepee to discover that his squaw had borne him a son.

He then visited the squaw in the bison teepee and discovered that she too had borne him a son.

On visiting the squaw in the hippopotamus hide teepee he was greeted with the sight of twin baby boys.

As we all know, the squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.

I just made a belt by strapping lots of watches together. What a complete waist of time :-S