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Why Parents Drink!!!
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Susie k | Report | 22 Jun 2007 16:17 |
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In mo.....lol Susie x |
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Susie k | Report | 22 Jun 2007 16:18 |
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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello ?' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes .' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes ,' whispered the child, 'a policeman '. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's busy ', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter .' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ME . |
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Tina-Marie | Report | 22 Jun 2007 16:37 |
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Brilliant Susie...I didn't expect that . lol Tina x |
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Researching: |
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Cumbrian Caz~**~ | Report | 22 Jun 2007 16:39 |
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Love it Susie, So true!! Caz xxxx |
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Ladylol Pusser Cat | Report | 22 Jun 2007 16:49 |
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brilliant lmao |
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Susie k | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:01 |
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Made me laugh cos I can imagine a child really doing that! .. lol |
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Newby CI | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:07 |
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Thanks Susie , you made me laugh out loud for the first time today !!! XXX Kim xx |
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Lady Cutie | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:09 |
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Oh that was brill Susie Hazelx |
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Newby CI | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:13 |
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Susie , just got this text ..... 100 years ago a black man being chased by 20 white men was called the Klu Klux clan.. Now it,s called Formula 1 !!!! ... XXX Kim xx |
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Newby CI | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:17 |
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Hoff the person who sent me the joke is black ... XXX Kim xxx an a very good mate ... |
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KEITH H | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:18 |
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SHOCKED |
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Susie k | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:21 |
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Pmsl Kim My friend was round one day (she's black) and it was getting dark so I said to her, Just gona put the light on, she said why can't you see me, I'll smile!... I nearly wet meself laughing |
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KEITH H | Report | 22 Jun 2007 17:29 |
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pmsl |
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