General Chat

My O.H proposed while I was in labour with our son . Worst chat up line was ' I don,t worry about looks in a woman ' No he wasn,t the one in the labour ward..... ! Come on peeps , spill the beans XXXX Kim x

my ex's chat up line to me was 'cover yourself up' Sorry I thought it should have been the other way around .......... Anyway

lol .J Girls , ever had 'You remind me of my mum ' ? Runnnnn !

Psml Jax , a bloke asked my friend if she wanted to dance , she got all excited and said yes. He said ' good , you won,t be wanting your chair then ' ...

I was once asked by a bloke in a club if I wanted to be the mother of his children my reply was why havent they got one of their own lol

Few months ago at party -he said you an your mate are the only ones who can move in here, you got rythm - bet your good in bed' Unbelievable, i nearly wet meself laughin lol No wonder he was on his own pmsl

Noooo Skampy !!!! oh I see what you mean lol xx

My son has just told me that the latest one around here is 'grab your coat you have pulled' now then talk about being forward xxxxxxxxxxx

T.J. My son has a t shirt which says ( hope I don,t offend anyone ) ' I support Gay marrages , especially if the chicks are hot ! ' Promise I will try to be a better parent xx

Hubby is not romantic (dont get me started oin the naff pressies) and had said to his mum that we were going to rent a flat together he lived at home I lived in at the hotel we worked at and she wasnt too happy so while he was fishing on Hastings pier he told me his mum wasnt too happy about it and said shall we get hitched then.

From my daughter who is 19 (What can I say) ...................... Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my head all night If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together Please don't be surprised if a man in a red coat bundles you up and puts you in his sack. Cos I asked for you for Christmas. Baby I am no Fred Flintstone but you can make my bedrock Do you work for FedEx, cos I think I saw you checking out my package

OHHH everyone thank you ,I,ve had a real hard day and you are making me ,honestly, laugh out loud ! It,s so nice to know that romance isn,t dead. Dawn, Naff pressies , got a cupboard full, S and L , your daughter sounds great . xx

Hi Newby, She is a student and works a couple of nights at the local pub, so she has heard them all. Some I add too rude to mention. She has just remembered this one..... This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.......... Needless to say none of these would turn her head - although she did say this one was a bit cute...... The guy walks past you and says FAT PENGUIN - You say what - he says sorry I just needed to say something to break the ice.. I have asked her to stop now.......................