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JOKE...(no offence ment)

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Unknown

Unknown Report 31 Mar 2007 17:41

husband walks into kitchen one morning and says 'whats for breakfast?' wife replies 'make love to me right now' not believing his luck he makes love to her right away,then he asked. 'what was all that about?' she replies 'the egg timers broken.' lol lynn x

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 31 Mar 2007 17:42

was it a ostrich egg

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 31 Mar 2007 17:44

thats what the wife cooks for me ostrich eggs

Unknown

Unknown Report 31 Mar 2007 17:45

saba..... pmsl lynn x

Unknown

Unknown Report 31 Mar 2007 17:47

saba.............................................really are you sure you dont mean a quials egg???? sorry couldnt resist...lol lynn x

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 31 Mar 2007 17:48

i know all the women say they cant resist...me

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 31 Mar 2007 17:49

and we do eat ostrich eggs

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 31 Mar 2007 17:49

That was a quick fire respense Lynn if you excuse the pun!! Hi Keith,we have dinosaur eggs !! Caz x

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 31 Mar 2007 19:12

We have bantam eggs!

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 31 Mar 2007 19:13

pmsl

Unknown

Unknown Report 31 Mar 2007 19:31

i have to ask??? what are them........Liz i only have a low iq.......can you tell.........? lol lynn x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 31 Mar 2007 20:52

BSA bantam, small fast and light!!!!! '' two strokes and you're done''........Boom Boom

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 1 Apr 2007 03:42

Bob, pmsl Bantam are little things like chickens only smaller and so they lay smaller eggs, which take less time to cook! lol I was kidding, haven't had a bantams egg for years. My dad used to keep them with the chickens and I think my bro has but rarely see him.