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Every Mans Dream
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:43 |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:44 |
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WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***! |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:45 |
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PMSL- catherine xx |
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Chris | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:47 |
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Wonderful and so very true ! |
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Unknown | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:49 |
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nymphomaniac ... went out with one of those, not all it's cracked up to be :o) bryan. |
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♫ Penny € | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:51 |
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Oh TW I thought you were getting soppy in your old age - then I read down to the bottom!!! :-)))))))) |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:52 |
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Really Bryan? PMSL Sounds like you have a tale to tell there.....feel free lol |
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Chris | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:54 |
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Can you p m s l all of us please |
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Unknown | Report | 26 Jan 2007 14:58 |
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all part of the tapestry of life :o) bryan. |
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Chris | Report | 26 Jan 2007 15:06 |
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Well my tapestry needs re threading haha |
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Paul | Report | 26 Jan 2007 15:32 |
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I'll Pm you brian for the number................pmsl |
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♥~Muffy! ~♥ | Report | 26 Jan 2007 16:01 |
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Nice one TW and sooo very true !!! lol xx |
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Cyril | Report | 26 Jan 2007 17:39 |
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Hi Teresa, love the poems, especially the man one, that's a scream but probably true lol Jeff x |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 26 Jan 2007 17:59 |
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Hi Jeff, I have to confess, its not my poem, I got it in email this morning lol. |
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