General Chat

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stumbles around and says, 'Um.. no.. um.. what happened?' The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.

*Giggles* Ahhhhhhhhh the oldies are the best eh TW...lol

Oh Dear !

Three Male rabbits escape from the laboratory and hot tail it down the road into the open countryside. The first field they come to is a field full of doe rabbits and they settle down for a couple of days doing the things that rabbits do naturally and have a hell of a time. After a couple days of excessive reproduction they move on reluctantly to another field which is full of lettuce. In complete bliss they spend a couple of days chomping through the sweet lettuce leaves getting fat and putting on condition. After two further days they move to a carrot field just down the road and spend a couple of days in Rabbit heaven eating the fresh young carrots. They decide to move on after a couple of days and venture down the raod awhile until they come to a cross roads. Not knowing which way to go they sit on the verge and ponder their circumstances and decide what to do next. The first rabbit says 'well Im going back to the carrot field I really miss those sweet young carrots' The second rabbit says 'well Im going back to the lettuce field I really miss those succulent young lettuce leaves' The third rabbit says ' well im going back to the Laboratory' 'What!' says the other two looking at each other totally bemused. ' Well' said the third rabbit 'I am bl**dy dying for a fag!'

PMSL ....Kris

PMSL Kris