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An older couple go to the Doctor. He asks the husband if sex is still good, and if he has any questions.

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After having sex with my wife I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly?' Surprised he can still do it twice, the Doc then sees the wife. After examining the elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?' 'Crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is in December!'

Brill margaret !!!! Caz xxxxxxxx

pmsl Caz

Twice a year.....lucky blighters.!!

Margaret, My doctor once asked me what was the longest I had gone without sex and I told him ten years. 'My word' he said, 'You did well didn't you' 'Yes doctor' I said, 'But I didn't half make up for it on my eleventh birthday' Jeff lolol

JEFF!! pmsl

An old lady had just lost her husband and she was talking about him to the woman who lived next door. 'He was a lovely man' she said, 'Used to take me out for meals, always helped with the housework and the shopping and every Sunday morning he used to make love to me to the sound of the church bells ringing. yes, he would probably have been living yet if the fire engine hadn't gone past'. Jeff xx lololol

That was a good one Jeff pmsl