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Essex Joke
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Lady Cutie | Report | 20 Jan 2007 18:06 |
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Right i'm ready lol i'll have a white wine please hazelx |
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Paul | Report | 20 Jan 2007 18:03 |
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hurry up im buying..............wot u having |
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Lady Cutie | Report | 20 Jan 2007 18:01 |
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Hey Paul,give me a mo got to put me face on lol hazelx |
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Paul | Report | 20 Jan 2007 17:58 |
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hurry up Hazel were off down the pub in a minute |
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Lady Cutie | Report | 20 Jan 2007 17:52 |
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Very good Paul, hazelx |
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Paul | Report | 20 Jan 2007 17:51 |
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you sure i can do a diagram if you want........lol |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 20 Jan 2007 17:50 |
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I get it...no need to explain :-)) very good PSML! |
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Ladylol Pusser Cat | Report | 20 Jan 2007 17:45 |
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very good x |
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Paul | Report | 20 Jan 2007 17:36 |
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its ok im an essex boy as well........... |
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Tina-Marie | Report | 20 Jan 2007 16:55 |
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hahaha! very good Paul. Tina x (qualified to say so as an Essex girl) |
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Researching: |
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Paul | Report | 20 Jan 2007 16:45 |
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Girls Biker Bar. A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a pint. After sitting there for awhile, he says to the waiter, 'Do you want to hear an Essex Girl joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The barmaid is from Romford and has a cricket bat below the bar. 2. The bouncer is a large girl from Dagenham. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 12 stone, blonde woman from Ilford with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is from Southend and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is from Brentwood and is a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously. Do you still want to tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times.' |
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