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A Prayer for the Stressed
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Paul | Report | 19 Jan 2007 12:29 |
A Prayer for the Stressed Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth! |
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Ladylol Pusser Cat | Report | 19 Jan 2007 12:40 |
pmsl x |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 19 Jan 2007 12:41 |
PMSL - as I am at work (alone), it's Friday and they're getting 5% Oh, and if I have no lunch break - or at least don't move from my desk - I can leave at 4!!!! maggie |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 19 Jan 2007 12:43 |
Like it! |
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harriett | Report | 19 Jan 2007 13:13 |
hi paul yet again you made me smile. where do you get them all from . dawn x |
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Fiona | Report | 19 Jan 2007 13:16 |
Paul, I love it!! LOL Fiona. x |
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Paul | Report | 19 Jan 2007 16:51 |
Well I am glad I make you smile.............life is a serious thing for most of us...............most of the time............I love to enjoy life and make the most of it...............always try to have a smile on my face............it's not always easy............but it makes the day go a bit quicker if you do............if you smile wherever you go people either smile back or just think your a psychopath (spelling).................and a few more anecdotes to keep you all smiling............ I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you and this one goes on my headstone............lol............You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same ...................keep smiling |
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Paul | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:02 |
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on. |
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Unknown | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:10 |
Liked that prayer lol |
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Irish Angel | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:30 |
Hi Sweetie Thanks for that I will be smileing all Evening. Take care Hope you have a Fab Evening Lynne. |
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Felicity | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:38 |
Thank you Paul - I really needed that/those! |
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Paul | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:49 |
and another.............I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out |
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Paul | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:50 |
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
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Paul | Report | 19 Jan 2007 17:58 |
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect! |
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Lisa | Report | 19 Jan 2007 21:08 |
it takes two hands to strangle!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((: |
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VIVinHERTS | Report | 19 Jan 2007 21:59 |
STRESS The confusion created when one's mind overides the body's basic desire to choke the life out of someone who desperately deserves it. or I only have one nerve left............... and YOU are getting on it. |
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Gillian Jennifer | Report | 19 Jan 2007 22:13 |
Love it-thank you. |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 20 Jan 2007 01:45 |
Brill! |