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A Prayer for the Stressed

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Paul

Paul Report 19 Jan 2007 12:29

A Prayer for the Stressed Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 19 Jan 2007 12:40

pmsl x

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 19 Jan 2007 12:41

PMSL - as I am at work (alone), it's Friday and they're getting 5% Oh, and if I have no lunch break - or at least don't move from my desk - I can leave at 4!!!! maggie

Pilgrim Father

Pilgrim Father Report 19 Jan 2007 12:43

Like it!

harriett

harriett Report 19 Jan 2007 13:13

hi paul yet again you made me smile. where do you get them all from . dawn x

Fiona

Fiona Report 19 Jan 2007 13:16

Paul, I love it!! LOL Fiona. x

Paul

Paul Report 19 Jan 2007 16:51

Well I am glad I make you smile.............life is a serious thing for most of us...............most of the time............I love to enjoy life and make the most of it...............always try to have a smile on my face............it's not always easy............but it makes the day go a bit quicker if you do............if you smile wherever you go people either smile back or just think your a psychopath (spelling).................and a few more anecdotes to keep you all smiling............ I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you and this one goes on my headstone............lol............You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same ...................keep smiling

Paul

Paul Report 19 Jan 2007 17:02

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Jan 2007 17:10

Liked that prayer lol

Irish Angel

Irish Angel Report 19 Jan 2007 17:30

Hi Sweetie Thanks for that I will be smileing all Evening. Take care Hope you have a Fab Evening Lynne.

Felicity

Felicity Report 19 Jan 2007 17:38

Thank you Paul - I really needed that/those!

Paul

Paul Report 19 Jan 2007 17:49

and another.............I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

Paul

Paul Report 19 Jan 2007 17:50

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Paul

Paul Report 19 Jan 2007 17:58

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

Lisa

Lisa Report 19 Jan 2007 21:08

it takes two hands to strangle!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((:

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 19 Jan 2007 21:59

STRESS The confusion created when one's mind overides the body's basic desire to choke the life out of someone who desperately deserves it. or I only have one nerve left............... and YOU are getting on it.

Gillian Jennifer

Gillian Jennifer Report 19 Jan 2007 22:13

Love it-thank you.

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 20 Jan 2007 01:45

Brill!