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Unknown Report 17 Jan 2007 17:46

Good en Lunar!! ;o))) x

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 17 Jan 2007 17:43

Lol Lunar, I play the organ so I'll try that PMSL!!! Caz xxx

Rachel

Rachel Report 17 Jan 2007 17:20

That was a circular emailed to me by my aunt and great aunt - thought it wouls rase a few smiles

Merlin

Merlin Report 17 Jan 2007 15:14

Lunar, You pulled out all the 'Stops' with that one.Keep it up. ( As the Actress said to the Bishop) Hal.:o))))))>

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 17 Jan 2007 15:09

LOL I'm going to try it ..............Looks for organ............... Jac

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 17 Jan 2007 14:43

Very good!! ;o)

TOR

TOR Report 17 Jan 2007 14:41

Nice one Lunar. pmsl

Rachel

Rachel Report 17 Jan 2007 14:41

WARNING not suitable for small children or those of a prudish disposition.

Rachel

Rachel Report 17 Jan 2007 14:38

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'