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my favourite 'little johnny ' joke goes...
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Ed | Report | 14 Jan 2007 15:28 |
johnny arrived home from school and said to dad, 'i got a c minus in maths and had to stand in the naughty corner' dad said, 'why' johnny said, ' the teacher asked what is three times four and i said twelve '. dad said, ' why thats right ! ', johnny then said, ' teacher then asked what is four times three ?' dad said, ' why thats the same !!!!!!! thing ! ' johnny said, ' thats what i said too ! ' |
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TOR | Report | 14 Jan 2007 15:30 |
eeh ?? |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jan 2007 15:53 |
So did I...first time a read it I wondered where the punchline was lol It's a Sunday thing! |
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TOR | Report | 14 Jan 2007 15:54 |
Doh - What's the point in being stupid if I don't show it. |
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Cyril | Report | 14 Jan 2007 16:24 |
Little Johnny was doing his geography homework sat at the dining table. His dad was sat opposite having his tea. Johnny asked, 'Dad, where's the Himalayas'? His dad said, 'You'd better ask your mam cos she puts everything away in this house'. |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jan 2007 17:01 |
Little johnny is sat in class one day and the teacher asks a question.'If there are ten birds sat on a tree branch and you shoot one! How many would be left?' Johnny very eager to answer the question sticks his arm straight up in the air.. 'yes Johnny' said the teacher 'your answer is'.. 'None, Miss'Little johnny answers. 'And why do you say that' said the teacher. Little Johnny replies 'If you shoot one bird all the others fly away scared, so there are none left'. 'Aahh, I like your way of thinking Johnny' replies the teacher.... Johnny then asks the teacher a question 'There are three women sat on a park bench eating ice-cream. One is licking it gently, the other is nibbling and the last is gobbling it......which woman is the married one'. The teacher replies 'well my guess would be the one gobbling it '. Johnny replies to the teacher 'That's a good try Miss but it's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like your way of thinking'............ |
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Bobtanian | Report | 14 Jan 2007 23:36 |
Dad hears little jonny doin his home work... 3 plus four, and the son of a bitch is seven 3times 8 plus 6and the son of a bitch is 30 2 times 12 plus 8and the son of a bitch is 32 Disturbed, he goes to school with li'l jonny next day and tells the teacher what he has over heard..... the teachers ponders for a moment and says OH!! he means '' THe SUM of which is...'' Bob |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 15 Jan 2007 01:37 |
pmsl |
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Ed | Report | 15 Jan 2007 11:04 |
thanks fellow little johnny fans. |