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THE PURINA DIET I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola [my dog] and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no ... I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy in line was going to have to be carried out the door.

PMSL...... the things that happen to you !! No one would ever believe it !!!! X

and how many puddles did the cleaner have to mop up???? rolf

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' says the vet, 'Let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. 'I'm going to have to put him down' says the vet. 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's chuffin' heavy!'

Sitting here with tears running down my face just the sort of thing my HO would of said we have always had dogs GS or labs we were at the till one day the girl was picking items up and making comments about everything then she got to the 24 cans and two large bags of biscuits and said thats a lot of dog food what sort of dog have you got HO said miniature poodle she has to have a lot of small meals i felt rotten as the poor girl belived him and said her mum only gives there terrier cross a tin of food and a biscuits aday Valxxx

Daft question Likkle but are you in the states? caz xxxx

LOL...yes Caz..part-time yankee...

This is at Viz's request and I hope it's the right one. Instructions for washing a cat * Clean toilet very well * Add to toilet the shampoo of your choice * Get cat's attention with food or other treat * In one swift movement grab cat, plunge into toilet bowl, and slam lid down * Cat will self-agitate. Make certain lid stays in the down position. Avoid getting hand or fingers around lid. Cat may make strange sounds but trust me, he/she loves this part * Flush toilet several times for a clean and easy rinse * Make certain path from toilet to outside is clear of bystanders * Get as far back behind toilet as you can and raise lid * Cat will run around as fast as it can, thus drying it's self * Repeat this process as you see fit and you cat will love you for it!

Hehe love it...

Only just seen this...Thanx Lunar XXXXX PMSL Brill