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Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 32 477 Send Message	Purple *^Sparkly^* Diamond	Report	13 Jan 2007 02:47
	A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring' he says, 'I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want'. 'What chou want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, 'I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69'.! More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... 'You want... Chicken wiff broccori?'
Member Since: January 2005 Posts: 1 095 Send Message	Paul	Report	13 Jan 2007 02:47
	pmsl
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 3 234 Send Message	Mrs Presley	Report	13 Jan 2007 02:44
	MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!