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rocky the rooster !!!!

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Paul

Paul Report 13 Jan 2007 01:58

its an old one I know...............A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says 'Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four'. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says 'Mirror mirror on the door, make my thingy touch the floor!'. Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

joyceyh

joyceyh Report 13 Jan 2007 01:55

come on folks any more ! liz? you always leave us a smile before you go off ! joycex

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 13 Jan 2007 01:01

Yeah I'm dressed lolololol xx

Paul

Paul Report 13 Jan 2007 01:00

well muffy are you dressed yet..........???

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 13 Jan 2007 00:56

lmao

Paul

Paul Report 13 Jan 2007 00:52

more more

Queen

Queen Report 13 Jan 2007 00:52

Oh Funny LOL

Paul

Paul Report 13 Jan 2007 00:51

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

Kris

Kris Report 13 Jan 2007 00:50

***Chicken Run***

joyceyh

joyceyh Report 13 Jan 2007 00:50

rocky the rooster was the meanest rooster in the world and spent his time beating the crap out of all the animals on the farm 1 day he picked on the farm yard cat unfortunatly the farm yard cat beat the crap out of him THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS no matter how big the cock the pussy can always take it !!!!! joyce xx if rude i will delete but got more you know LOL x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 13 Jan 2007 00:50

Muffy!! are you dressed yet?

Mrs Presley

Mrs Presley Report 13 Jan 2007 00:49

PMSLXXXXXXXXXXXX

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 13 Jan 2007 00:48

LOL Joyce...... thought it was going to be about the Rampant rooster.......... Bob

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 13 Jan 2007 00:48

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!XX