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***Serious Virus Warning***
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Bobtanian | Report | 12 Jan 2007 17:26 |
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Bedtimes Virus..............see below...... |
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Bobtanian | Report | 12 Jan 2007 17:27 |
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If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at YOU......... You're on the bloody computer!!!! |
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Queen | Report | 12 Jan 2007 17:27 |
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PMSL |
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♥~Muffy! ~♥ | Report | 12 Jan 2007 17:29 |
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Tee Hee thanks for the warning Bob flah xx |
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Germaine | Report | 12 Jan 2007 17:31 |
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lol Nice one Germaine x |
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Kris | Report | 12 Jan 2007 17:33 |
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Wonderful!!! really made me chuckle |
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Tina-Marie | Report | 12 Jan 2007 19:39 |
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Very Good Bob...LOL Tina x |
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UzziAndHerDogs | Report | 12 Jan 2007 19:39 |
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LOL Bob made me grin..........but I'd be even sadder if I was 1 of the 17 million as I only have my 2 dogs for company and they are both .........bitches lol Jac |
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LindaRSJ | Report | 12 Jan 2007 19:45 |
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Brilliant Bob, best laugh I have had in a long time. Going to pass it on, hope you don't mind. Linda |
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Clare | Report | 12 Jan 2007 19:45 |
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Bob That is the best one i have seen! You just had my son in hysterics! |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 13 Jan 2007 03:22 |
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Oh, just choked with laughing - set me off on a coughing fit!! |
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