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Felicity

Felicity Report 13 Jan 2007 19:25

Thanks for another giggle, Len :-)

Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 13 Jan 2007 18:55

Dawn Make me an offer. len

Selena in South East London

Selena in South East London Report 12 Jan 2007 22:14

liked that so much I've emailed it to my husband 1.0

Fiona

Fiona Report 12 Jan 2007 22:13

Well Len that brought a big smile to my face! lol Fiona. x

Dodger

Dodger Report 12 Jan 2007 22:11

just reformat,she may forget everything!

Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 12 Jan 2007 22:11

Gwen: noted. len

harriett

harriett Report 11 Jan 2007 22:13

oh len . your just so funny oh would love you . dawn x

wendylou

wendylou Report 11 Jan 2007 22:04

well Len you certainly have made my night,real belly chuckle!!! :-) even though i'm a wife 1.0 myself, and keep up the support system's then everyone's happy, Wendy

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 11 Jan 2007 21:59

EXCELENT LEN.......THANK YOU FOR THE BOOK XX

Researching:
FINCH+LOCK+WEAVER+HALES+BROOKINGS+MANSFIELD+HOOK+TITCHENER and STEVEN & ISRAEL WEAVER c1735

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 11 Jan 2007 21:58

That made me laugh Len. hazelx

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 11 Jan 2007 21:55

Brilliant Len...made me chuckle. Tina x

Researching:
Harrod - Norfolk, Batten - Somerset, Bloom - East London, Mason - East London

Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 11 Jan 2007 21:51

Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) __________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 11 Jan 2007 21:48

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