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unfunny christmas cracker style jokes... post your

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Paul

Paul Report 22 Dec 2006 11:08

Ok I'll get the ball rolling

Paul

Paul Report 22 Dec 2006 11:09

What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women ? Snow Balls (OK, I know you all know it, but it was all I could think of lol)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 22 Dec 2006 11:13

Why did the human cannon ball leave? He was fired!!

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Little Lost

Little Lost Report 22 Dec 2006 11:13

2 snowmen in a field. One asked the other Can you smell carrots?

Paul

Paul Report 22 Dec 2006 11:18

lol I like the carrot one,

.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•.

.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•. Report 22 Dec 2006 11:23

Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi' Jammin What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts? Hope you like Jammin too. What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down. What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs Jackie

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 22 Dec 2006 11:24

Love the inflatable one!

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 22 Dec 2006 11:30

What do Eskimos sing at Christmas? 'Whale meat again...' sorry....

Researching:
Gloucestershire, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, London, Lithuania, Russia

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 23 Dec 2006 10:35

got these out of crackers at the restaurant last night ... Q Why did the football manager have the pitch flooded ? A So he could bring on the SUB !! Q Who was the world's first underwater spy ? A James POND !! Q Where to ghosts send their laundry ? A To the dry- SCREAMERS !! Q What happened to the cat who swallowed the ball of wool ? A She had MITTENS !! Q What happens to bicycles when they get old ? A They get RE-CYCLED !! G R O A N !!! Maz. XX

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 23 Dec 2006 10:48

I must be sad.....love em all....

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 23 Dec 2006 22:18

oh I love unfunny Christmas Cracker jokes lol

Little Lost

Little Lost Report 24 Dec 2006 06:27

I can never remember the crackers jokes as I am always well gone by then. Think they are hilarious at the time though lol

Little Lost

Little Lost Report 25 Dec 2006 10:51

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a pub. Is this some kind of a joke said the barman.